How to piss off Konan

Teach her how to make a paper crane

When she's done say "I didn't catch that, how do you do it"

Repeat for hours on end

Burn all of her paper and tell her Tobi did it to keep warm

Laugh watching Tobi get sufficated by Konan

Ask if she's a girl or boy

When she says "Girl" yell " LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR"

Tell her Pain is in love with someone else

Watch her cry her eyes out

Then tell her "SUCKER" then RUN FOR IT