How to piss off Konan
Teach her how to make a paper crane
When she's done say "I didn't catch that, how do you do it"
Repeat for hours on end
Burn all of her paper and tell her Tobi did it to keep warm
Laugh watching Tobi get sufficated by Konan
Ask if she's a girl or boy
When she says "Girl" yell " LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR"
Tell her Pain is in love with someone else
Watch her cry her eyes out
Then tell her "SUCKER" then RUN FOR IT
