How to piss off Pain

Give him butterfly piercings

Ask if he keeps them on and never takes them off

Wake him up in the middle of the night yelling "THE VILLAGE IS COMING, THE VILLAGE IS COMING"

Tell Tobi to go in his room

Tell Pain that there was a note under his door

Watch him walk in and laugh when he sees Tobi and tries to kill him

Show him the Pain/Konan pics

Tell him that piercings are out of fashion

Tell him that there's a 90 of at the store on piercings

And when he comes back and said there was not a clearence sale on piercings yell "SUCKER" and RUN LIKE THE WIND(If you value your life don't do 9 and 10)