Author's Note: So, basically, I was watching Doctor Who (particularly the episodes 'Army of Ghosts' and 'Doomsday'). When I saw the Cybermen and Daleks going to war, I was instantly reminded of the song "Savages" from Pocahontas. So basically, this is the Cyberman vs. Dalek version of that song. It's not that good, but oh well. So here it is…
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to BBC (I think; correct me if I'm wrong) and the song "Savages" belongs to Disney.
Cyberman Leader
What can you expect
From filthy little Daleks?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
There's boldness in their heads
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse...
Cybermen
They're savages! Savages!
Cyberman Leader
Inferior to Cybermen!
Cybermen
Savages! Savages!
Cyberman Leader
They're lower than the floor!
They won't bow to us
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
Cybermen
They're savages! Savages!
Pesky little Daleks!
Now we sound the drums of war!
Dalek Thay
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
THE CYBERMEN ARE FIGHTING
THEY SHALL BE EXTERMINATED NOW
Dalek Sec
DESTROY THEIR METAL HIDE
UNTIL THEY HAVE ALL DIED
Dalek Caan
DALEKS ARE SUPREME, SO CYBERMEN SHALL BOW!
Daleks
THEY'RE SAVAGES! SAVAGES!
INFERIOR TO DALEKS!
SAVAGES! SAVAGES!
Dalek Thay
LOWER THAN THE FLOOR
Dalek Jast
THEY'RE DIFFERENT FROM US
WHICH MEANS THEY MUST OBEY US
Dalek Thay
OR WE SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR
Daleks
THEY'RE SAVAGES! SAVAGES!
WE'LL DEAL WITH DOCTOR LATER
FIRST WE SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR
Cybermen
Savages! Savages!
Cyberman Leader
We'll delete them all, men!
Daleks
SAVAGES! SAVAGES!
Dalek Thay
EXTERMINATE THEM ALL, NOW!
All
Savages! SAVAGES!
Inferior to our race!
Now we sound the drums of WAR!
0o0o0o0o0o0o0
The Doctor
Is there nothing I can do?
Will this really be the end?
Is it only death that waits
For all of humankind?
Cyberman Leader
This will be the day...
(Delete! Delete!)
Dalek Thay
THIS WILL BE THE MORNING!
(EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!)
Cybermen and Daleks
We will see them dying IN THE DUST!
The Doctor
I don't know what I can do
Still, I know I've got to try
Cybermen
Now we make 'em bow
The Doctor
Rose, please help me with the void
Daleks
NOW WITHOUT A WARNING...
The Doctor
Please, let the Earth be saved
Cybermen and Daleks
Now we leave 'em scraps and bits and DUST!
The Doctor
Don't let the Earth be destroyed...
Cybermen and Daleks
It's THEM or US!
The Doctor
Please don't let it be too late...
Cybermen and Daleks
They're just a bunch of filthy, stinking
Cybermen
Savages!
Daleks
SAVAGES!
Cybermen
Inferiors!
Daleks
INFERIORS!
Dalek Thay
EXTERMINTATE!
Cybermen
Savages!
Daleks
SAVAGES!
Cybermen
What are we waiting for?
All
Destroy their evil race
Until there's not a trace left
The Doctor
How loud are the drums of war?
Cybermen and Daleks
We will sound the drums of war
(Delete! Delete!)
Now, we sound the drums of war
(EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!)
Dalek Thay
NOW WE SEE WHAT COMES
THE CYBERMEN ARE DONE
Daleks
NOW WE SOUND THE DRUMS...OF...WAR!
Cybermen
Of course it means the drums...of...war!
The Doctor
Is the death of all I care
Destroyed in the drumming of war?
Author's Note: So there you have it. It still cracks me up when I picture the Doctor singing Pocahontas' part. And Daleks singing. Who knew that the Daleks actually sing?
As for what the Doctor said in the last line, he meant that innocent people would be killed in the crossfire. And, of course, it was part of the original song anyway.
And as for the Cybermen, I'm still a bit new to them. I'm more familiar with Daleks.
This might become a multi-chapter thing, if I find another Disney song that fits well with the Daleks, Cybermen, or maybe even Weeping Angels.
Reviews are appreciated! Flames will be EX-TER-MI-NA-TED!
