How to piss off Kisame

Steal his sword and give it to Zabuza

Laugh while you watch Zabuza getting his ass kick by Kisame

Give him a bowl of soup

When ask what it is, say it his families secret Shark fin soup

Laugh manically while he gags then faints

Sing the Jaws theme till he gets it stuck in his head

Steal Konan's Hair gel

Give it to Kisame and tell Konan where it is

Grab some popcorn and a soda and let the fun begin

Finally, when he comes up to you yell "JJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS" and RUN FOR IT!!