How to piss off Kisame
Steal his sword and give it to Zabuza
Laugh while you watch Zabuza getting his ass kick by Kisame
Give him a bowl of soup
When ask what it is, say it his families secret Shark fin soup
Laugh manically while he gags then faints
Sing the Jaws theme till he gets it stuck in his head
Steal Konan's Hair gel
Give it to Kisame and tell Konan where it is
Grab some popcorn and a soda and let the fun begin
Finally, when he comes up to you yell "JJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS" and RUN FOR IT!!
