With their birthday fast approaching, the chipmunks were finalizing their wish list.
"So, what do you want, Theo?"
"I want to spend a nice night alone with Eleanor. Maybe go outside and watch the sunset. You know how she loves that. What about you, Alvin?"
"A cool make out session with Britt followed by an incredible night of… well, you know…"
Simon sat alone in the corner, sulking.
"Si? What's wrong?"
"I never get what I want for my birthday…"
"What are you talking about? Theo and I spent the entire day with you."
"Yeah, three years ago! I mean something else, Alvin. You and Britt have done it. Theo and Eleanor have done it. Why can't Jeanette and I? All I want for my birthday is to lose my virginity to her, and yet she keeps teasing me night after night! What more do I have to do?"
Alvin hugged his brother, patting him on the back.
"Tell you what. How about Theo and I set the mood and you take care of the rest?"
"I don't know…"
"Come on, Si. Oh! We'll have to make you look extra sexy for her too."
"Maybe she's shy about doing it for the first time…oh well."
"Simon Seville, listen to me. You are going to put the moves on that fine piece of tail and that's final!" Alvin pointed at Simon angrily.
"Okay! Our birthday isn't until tomorrow, though. What do we do until then?"
"How about a warm-up, huh? You and I? Come on… give me some sugar, Si."
"No, Alvin. I want tomorrow night to me magical for her and I. Why, we've only kissed one time, and that was an accident. We've never kissed out of pure love."
"Si, how is kissing an accident?"
"Well, we were walking backstage after a concert when she tripped over a cable and I caught her. Our lips touched for a split second before she stood back up and kept on walking. Let me tell you, though. That split second was heaven!"
"I bet, Simon. But that doesn't count as a kiss. It was an accident. Wait until tomorrow night when it really means something."
Simon left his brother's side and went to Jeanette's bed, where she was reading. Alvin decided to hide under his covers and secretly watch his brother. Jeanette hugged Simon as he sat down next to her, and then resumed reading.
"What are you reading, Jeanette?"
"A very cute story about wild animals. Did you know that wild chipmunks produce a litter…"
"… of four to five babies at once?"
"Yeah! And that they are on their own…
"…at about eight weeks old?
"Wow, you really are smart, Simon."
"Thanks, Jeanette, so are you."
Alvin had a smile grow across his face as he saw the two slowly slide close together. As Simon puckered his lips and prepared for a kiss, Jeanette turned back to her book. Disappointed, Simon stood up and returned to Alvin.
"See what I mean? She's a cock tease! She loves to mess with me, Alvin. I don't know how much more I can take of it. Do you think Brittney would do it with me?"
"Wha.. what? My girl? Do it with you? I know you're desperate for action but you can't do it with her. She's my girl. Just work on Jeanette tomorrow. With what Theo and I got planned, she'll find you irresistible!"
"I hope so, Alvin. I really hope so."
