How to piss off Sasori

Steal his puppets

Give them to Tobi to play with

When Sasori asks you if you seen them, tell him that Tobi stole them to play with

Get a lawnchair, some popcorn, and a soda and let the fun begin

Laugh your head off seeing Tobi getting chased by Sasori's puppets

After he says something yell "YEAH RIGHT"

Follow him around sing "I Got No Strings to hold Me down" Pinnocio all day long till he gets it stuck in his head

Tell his fangirls where he hides from them

Tell Sasori that Kankuro is soooooooo much better then he is at puppet mastery

Finally, show him all the Sasori/Deidara yaoi and laugh when he faints