How to piss off Sasori
Steal his puppets
Give them to Tobi to play with
When Sasori asks you if you seen them, tell him that Tobi stole them to play with
Get a lawnchair, some popcorn, and a soda and let the fun begin
Laugh your head off seeing Tobi getting chased by Sasori's puppets
After he says something yell "YEAH RIGHT"
Follow him around sing "I Got No Strings to hold Me down" Pinnocio all day long till he gets it stuck in his head
Tell his fangirls where he hides from them
Tell Sasori that Kankuro is soooooooo much better then he is at puppet mastery
Finally, show him all the Sasori/Deidara yaoi and laugh when he faints
