deported from their home country of mother russia they are back to take over this nation.

but waait.

not on eric's watch. it is his nation.

his beaming red eyes burn into the deported pony alien donkey.

the species is no more. but there is one left.

the one deported pony that still stands. samlie jo the deported pony. eric must find the last pony.

this 'samlie jo'. where is she.

he must destroy her. like the rest of her species.

samlie jo is on the run. she teams up with the only one who could possibly help her.

shrek.

he is here to settle this.

he climbs in eric's window late at night while eric prays for his ogrelord to come save him from the deported donkey.

now in eric's room the ritual begins.

"shrek is love, shrek is life" he says.

*1000 miles plays in the distance*

samlie jo is coming to watch the fall of eric.

she arrives.

goodbye eric she says as he turns to dust.

away with the wind he goes off to fly with miranda cosgrove. dust in the wind.

eric is the dust.

he flies all of her particles into the night sky. thru the atomsphere. past the moon. slightly to the right of the sun and to the nearst starr. his dust settles there. he is starrdust.

we realize that eric is the stars that light up our night sky.

who is ringo.

apparently he wasn't the greatest.

it was eric all along.

shrek looks up at the night sky with a tear in his eye.

the rest of the world joins with him. they all sing in harmony, "Do you ever think about how there are millions of billions of trillions of stars that exsist in our universe and somehow we are all made of stardust and this just really gets to me sometimes".

all over the world in every language the phrase is slowly chnged. suddenly it is meaningless.

eric is still the shining starr though.

shrek now has a god and it is eric.

samlie is the enemy once again.

samlie jo is not feeling the love.

she starts this wonderful organization called the 'bronies'.

her men.

this organization calls for war.

they gather their fedoras and shoot them at the night sky, aiming for eric. they shoot eric down and watches as he shoots across the sky. a shooting star. ringo watches from the sidelines.

"friendship is magic!" they all scream.

the bronies have done it. eric collides with another starr. all the fedoras are lost in space. (oh well aliens wont bother us thinking were unintelligent life. thanks bronies!)

wait eric is already dust he was rly unaffected by that attack. eric rains down back to earth

*love reign ovr me plays in the distance*

stardust falls all over earth covering the bronies and samlie joe.

ringo is unaffected.

the stardust will not get him this time. he is ready to be the only star.

its over eric.

eric wins the fight against samlie and the bronies, but he loses himself in the wreckage.

the starrdust enhances ringo. he goes into the night sky and explodes all the stars.

he is the only one now.