Wa-ruto

Disclaimer I do not own Mario or Naruto they belong to Shigeru Miyamoto and Masashi Kishimoto.

Hello their Readers seeing a lack of Naruto and Mario Cross over fics I've have decided to write one of my own. This fanfiction will be taking place in the mushroom kingdom as Naruto is going to be raised by our two Semi famous plumbers, no not the Mario brothers, I'm talking about the Wario brothers (in my world they are brothers so deal with it).

It was a stormy night in diamond city and inside of a white bricked house, stewed two nasty figures. The first of the figures was standing at a tall 5'7, under his bulbus pink nose was a thick black zigzaggy mustache and his gut almost bursting out from their overalls, he wore; a yellow short sleeved shirt with purple overalls going over it, white gloves covered his hands and pointy green shoes covered his feet and to finish off his outfit he wore a yellow puffy-billed cap with a white circle with a navy blue W in the center of it. The other figure was much taller than the first figure standing at 7'1, with a long sharp pink nose that held a sharp handle bar mustache, and had incredibly long arms. His outfit consisted of; a dark purple long-sleeved shirt and navy blue overalls, he had pure white gloves and orange pointy shoes, to finish his ensemble he wore a dark purple puffy-billed cap with a white circle with a upside down backwards yellow L in the center of it.

"Gahhh those two always foiling are plans with their goody-two shoeness, always being the heroes and ruining our payday." Grumbled the shorter of the two

"Bah just a bit of bad luck lately Wario, all we need is some sort of new trick or angle to work and we'll be rolling around in dough in no time flat." The taller one said to the now identified Wario.

Wario just had a menacing grin and looked towards his brother and partner in crime "Right Waluigi, all we need is to find something new to use." He paused and then hopped up and slapped waluigi on the back of the head. "Where do you think we are going to find something new to use you Idiot, it's not like something new is just going to appear on our door step." Wario shouted at his brother.

But before the two brothers could continue to argue they were interrupted by a loud knocking coming from Wario's front door.

"Urghh who could it be at this hour and in weather like this." Wario muttered as he stomped to the front door in frustration and opened it furiously, "Alright pal what do you think you're doing knocking at this hou-" Warios yelling was stopped by the intense wailing of a baby. Looking down Wario was greeted to the sight of a wicker basket with a light blue blanket in it, picking it up and looking around Wario caught the sight of a stork flying away through the storm. Grunting Wario took the baby basket and closed the door he walked back into the living room where Waluigi was waiting for him.

"Who was at the door big brother, another telemarketer or was it someone that got lost and thought this was the Mario brother's house again." Asked Waluigi in a snarky tone.

"No none of that crap, But I think I just found the answer to our earlier problems and it's in this basket." Wario told his lanky brother while holding up the baby basket.

"A basket? How in the name of Lord Bowser is a basket going to help us make tones of money, I think your finally losing it Wario" Waluigi told his brother in a condescending tone before being wacked in the back of the head by his brother.

"Not the basket you numbskull what's in the basket is going to help us." He told him before the heard the sound of giggling. The brothers looked into the basket to see a new born baby with bright ocean blue eyes and blonde hair giggling at the brothers' violent actions.

"Heh looks like he finds violence funny, he'll make a great addition to the family, think of the fortune his cute face can bring in, he'll have the ladies eating out of his hands in no time." Wario said plotting to make the blond baby a force to be reckoned with in the mushroom kingdom.

"Eh bro theirs something written on his blanket, it says here his names Naruto, Naruto what kind of stupid name is that lets call him Waruto." Waluigi said before promptly being bashed upside the head again by his older brother and sending baby Naruto into a fit of baby laughter.

"Waruto you brain dead lump, he will keep his name it will help with his unique features to pull in the dough." Wario told his younger brother while holding little naruto.

"Right I can see that working I guess, but wait I just thought of something how are we supposed to take care of a baby?" asked Waluigi.

"Eh good point, looks like we are going to need to get a few things to take care of the little feller if we want him to grow up big and strong in order to join in on our plots and schemes." Wario explained to his brother.

"So were going out to buy a few things?" Waluigi asked before both of them threw their heads back and let out bouts of gruff laughter.

"Ha like we'll ever go out and by a few things, grab the goomba shoes and my sack were going to go loot the store and blame it on those goombas." Wario said.

And like that waluigi went into the next room and returned with a pair of shoes that looked like goomba feet and a large brown sack. The two along with baby naruto hopped into Warios purple car and they sped off to the nearest store in diamond city.

~ Time Skip~

A few hours later the two brothers and baby naruto who was now in a new diaper and was wearing a orange puffy-billed cap with a white circle with a purple backwards N in the center of it. The two of them were flipping through the channels while baby naruto was slowly falling asleep in his little basket, the two stopped on the local news channel.

"In other news just a few hours ago a local Diamond city supermarket was broken into and a plethora of things have been reported stolen, the chief of police has reported that they found goomba footprints at the crime scene leading us to believe this was a raid by some of Bowsers minions looking to grab whatever they want." The news caster said.

"Heh Heh Heh looks like we got away with it and the stupid cops believe that it was those stupid goombas. Looks like we got to stick it to Bowser after all the times he has ripped us off and withheld his end of our deals." Wario Cheered on while opening a can of garlic flavored soda.

Waluigi shivered at the thought of a garlic flavored beverage but stopped as he said "Yah but it sucks that we only stole what a baby needs and a few other items to make it look less suspicious, I would have loved to make out with a few coins from our caper." Waluigi said with a depressed tone before the both of them heard the sound of light jingling. The looked in the basket and saw that baby naruto had a little sack full of coins gripped between his tiny little fingers.

The two brothers looked at the baby before wicked grins broke out on their faces as they saw that their new family member stole some coins on his first night out with them.

"Look at that." Wario pointed to the little baby with something akin to pride in his voice "Only with us for a few hours and the little tyke has already started to pick up on what we were going to teach him, and starting his fortune early, the kids gona go far in our line of business." Wario told his younger brother.

"Yah let's just see those two moronic goody twoshoes plumber brothers beat us when we have a third member to our family". Waluigi said before picking up the little sack of gold from his grip and walking to a big steel door. Opening it up to reveal a large vault with large amounts of gold and jewels. On the wall were two plaques, one above the largest pile was labeled Wario and the other smaller pile was labeled Waluigi. Waluigi walked in and placed the little sack in a new corner before taking out a new plaque and wrote Naruto and the put in quotations "Waruto" under it.

That night the two brothers fell asleep dreaming of biding an empires fortune with their new family member by their side. While little baby naruto was dreaming of building his own fortune with his family by his sides. What they never realized was that baby narutos presence would not only change their own world but his lack of presence would change the fate of another world as well.

Well there you go a story where naruto is going to be raised by Wario and Waluigi, now naruto is not going to be pure evil and the brothers are not going to be pure evil, they will all do bad things but they will also do semi decent things while still being the lovable screw ups they are.

So leave likes and comments and please no flames and chapter 2 will soon come around.