How to piss off Zetsu
Put fertilizer in his sandwich and see if he eats it
If he does, tell while he's chewing
Laugh your head off when he gags on it
Tell Tobi that Zetsu wants to talk with him
Before that write all over his fly trap and tell him Tobi did it
Watch as Zetsu kicks his ass
Tell him he wants to talk to his other personality
When he does repeat process over for an hour(Screw it, all day)
Sing "I'm Walking on Sunshine" over and over till it gets stuck in his head
And, Tell him that flys are extinct
