The Longest Day
It was the heat of the moment Telling me what my heart meant
Sam Winchester shot his eyes open, a sour look on his face. "Rise and shine, Sammy!"
"I'd rather not.." Sam muttered under his breath as he looked over at his brother, Dean, who was currently tying his shoes on the other bed.
"What's wrong with a little Asia? You love 'em deep down inside and you know it."
"I'm gonna die, with this song stuck in my head."
Dean looked at his brother. "What? Sorry, couldn't hear you." He turned up the volume.
He pointed to Sam as he started lip-synching to the song and bobbed his head along to the music.
Sam had been through this enough times already, but he didn't know what to do except live through it and hope for it to end one day even though it seemed highly unlikely.
He watched as his older brother went through the morning routine that he had become so familiar with over the past weeks.
He sighed as he heard Dean's gargling in the bathroom as he finished his bathroom duties and shook his head. If there was ever something he would get tired of hearing, aside from Heat of the Moment, it was Dean's freaking gargling every morning.
"Ready for some breakfast?" Dean asked a few minutes later as he rummaged through his bag and finally pulled out a gun.
Sam sighed, knowing staying inside wouldn't help a bit. "Yeah, whatever."
"Let's go to the diner down the street, maybe there's a hot waitress there to cheer you up a lil, Sammy. You seem to be a bit down today."
Sam scoffed as he pictured Doris in front of him. "Don't count on it, dude."
The brothers entered the diner and Sam glared at Mr Pickett. "Drive safely now, Mr Pickett."
"Yeah, yeah." The older man said as he went for the door. Sam bumped into him, as he had done at least twenty times before, and in the process stole the mans car keys. He seriously didn't want that man on the roads, the dude was a Apocalypse in a car waiting to happen.
"Can't stay unless you order something, Cal. You know the rules." Doris said as she looked at the young man.
"Coffee." Cal pushed some change on the counter and hoped it would be enough.
The brothers sat down in the booth, as always, and Dean looked at the menu.
"Hey, Tuesday. Pig 'n a poke."
"Your arteries are gonna blow one day, Dean."
"If they do, it's only because I'm so awesome they can't handle it." Dean replied with a smug grin.
The waitress Doris approached the table.
"You boys ready?"
"Yeah, I'll have the special, side of bacon and a coffee."
"I'll just have a coffee, thanks." Sam wasn't in the mood for food. Hell, he wasn't in the mood for anything, except maybe blow this town to pieces.
"So, you're stuck in a what now?" Dean said as soon as Doris left.
Sam sighed, he had been going over this with his brother so many times that he was ready to strangle someone.
"A timeloop. It's Groundhog day crossed over with Looney Tunes. No freaking déja vu. It's a timeloop. And you die, every single damned day in this godforsaken town."
"Whoa, down boy! Okay, so we have to figure out how to get out of it, right?"
Dean smiled at Doris as she came over with the breakfast and coffee. As soon as she sat the plate down he started digging in. Sam, as usual, caught the Hot Sauce and handed it over to Doris.
"Nice reflexes, dude."
"Yeah whatever. Anyways, it's not that easy. I've got nothing so far on this stuff, and seeing you die over and over makes me go insane."
"Well, we just gotta keep me alive, right?"
"Still not that easy, Dean. It's a hell keeping you alive, it's like someone out there wants you to die just for kicks! You die just by getting out of bed in the morning!" Sam's patience was below zero, but he knew that it wasn't gonna do any good to yell at Dean. Actually, Dean had yet to die by getting out of bed, but he was sure that was gonna happen soon enough.
"Someone obviously needs to learn how to surf the internet for porn then." Dean replied, and took a sip of his coffee.
"Whatever dude, but listen, I think I've got something on this Hasselback guy. It's just a small thing, but apparently he was at the bookshop and upset the owner by talking shit about his section on the Supernatural and telling him that no one would buy it. We should check it out, maybe the owner knows something."
"Sounds good, let's go there after this."
Sam looked around, waiting for an employee to show up. Dean was over in the Adult section, grinning to himself. The bookshoop wasn't all that big, but big enough to have a almost every category there was. It was also old, and dusty. It looked as if no one had cleaned this place properly in years.
"Sammy! Look at this! They've made a book series about Busty Asian Beauties! This is awesome!"
Sam rolled his eyes and turned around as he heard an employee greet him.
"Hi, can I help you with anything?" A man that looked to be around his forties said.
"Uh yeah, I'm from the FBI, Agent Young and this," He gestured over to Dean who was giggling to himself. "Is my partner, Agent Dickinson." He pulled his fake FBI badge out and showed it to the owner.
The man looked at it, nodded slowly and then glanced over to Dean, an uncertain look on his face.
"He's uh.. He just got back from vacation, and isn't quite back on track.." Sam said, hoping the man would buy his story.
"Right.. Anyways, my name is Brian Turner. What can I do for you today?"
"Well, we're investigating the disappearance of Dexter Hasselback and heard he was here shortly before his disappearance."
"That's right." Brian nodded and looked a bit irritated.
"I understand he wasn't.. the nicest of customers that day?"
Brian scoffed and leaned on the counter. "If anything, he was the biggest asshole I've ever met."
Sam nodded slowly, and wrote something down on his notepad.
He was just about to ask another question as he heard Dean whelp and turned around just in time to see how what seemed to be a pile of books and the case itself fall down, and completely bury Dean under them.
"Holy shit, is he alright?" Brian asked, visibly alarmed. Sam just sighed, feeling a helpless as ever.
"Oh for fu-"
It was the heat of the moment
Sam groaned loudly as he opened his eyes.
There you have it, I hope you enjoyed it. It was fun to write and I'll keep on adding chapters, in which Dean dies in different, silly ways. I mean, the Mystery Spot episode was awesome and considering Sam went through over a hundred Tuesdays, who knows what Dean went through? If you've got a suggestion for a silly death scene, just send one in a review and I'll write it in ASAP. Thanks for reading!
