Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters what so ever so don't sue me
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Duo: *leans back in a chair his hands tucked behind his head, his feet on a table top* so guys, what are we going to do today?

Heero: *stays quiet just leaning against the wall, arms crossed*

Wufei: *stomach rumbles*

Trowa: *looks over at Wufei sitting on a broken down bed*

Quatre: *hums to himself looking up a bit of information on the computer* looks like someone is a wee bit hungry

Wufei: not like i can help it, it has been a week since our last mission and ScrewBall here *glances over at Duo* spent all our money
on invisible pets that some hobo was selling on the streets..... Duo there is no such thing....

Duo: WHAT?! IS TOO! *points to a spot a little ways away from him* that is Henry the dog and there *points along side his chair* is Joo Boo the lizard...
*puts a finger to his chin trying to think of the others he bought*

Quatre: *gleems at the computer screen* looks like we won't have a next mission for a long time guys...

Heero: how long?

Quatre: according to this, close to five months

Wufei: FIVE MONTHS?!? WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET MONEY?!?

Trowa: *half smirks* I think I got an idea....

(two days later)

Duo: *in swimming shorts, holding a sign over his head* C'MON PEOPLE, CAR WASH!

*a car rolls to a stop near Duo, two young woman in the front* "what's this for?"

Duo: *runs up to them and peeks in the window* well we were getting bored of wasting our break on doing nothing and this way we can have some fun plus the fact that we get to see all the pretty ladies like you two... *smirks*

*the girl on the passager side slaps him* "we're only 17!" *the other one slams her foot on the gas and they spin off going 120 mph*

Duo: *rubs his head which got whacked on the side of the window when they took off* SO?! *raises his arms running to the center of the road* I'M ONLY 15!

Trowa & Heero: *come out carrying a small table, everyone dressed up in swimming shorts*

Quatre: *looks at Duo* WATCH OUT!

Duo: huh? *glances over at Quatre* WHAT?

Quatre: THAT! *points a little ways behind Duo*

Duo: *turns around slowly to see a crazed cat run towards him* oh... it's only a little kitty. come here pretty kitty, oh yes your a pretty kitty! *bends down calling it*

Wufei: correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that a pit bull chasing after that cat?

Trowa: *nods*

Heero: *chuckles a wee bit*

*the cat hops into Duo's arms trying to hide*

Duo: *looks down at the cat* something wrong little buddy?

Wufei: AH DUO!

Duo: what is it now? can't you see I'm busy?

Wufei: OKAY NEVERMIND THAT THERE IS A PIT BULL THAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF TO GET TO THE CAT!

Duo: DID YOU SAY PIT BULL?

*the pit bull snarls standing a few feet in front of Duo, fangs bared*

Duo: *slowly tilts his head upward to see the pit bull* damn...

*with that last word the pit bull lunges at Duo*

Duo: *turns running as fast as he can* HELP GUYS!

Trowa: *sets the table down by the road* sorry, no can do...

Heero: baka deserved that...

Duo: *a far piece up the road gets a brilliant idea, keeping his head turned watching every move that the dog takes* JOO BOO ATTACK! SAME WITH YOU HENRY!

*the pit bull, whimpers turning and runs away*

Duo: *smirks* HA! THAT'S RIGHT! RUN! MY PETS ARE THE BEST!

"BEEP! BEEP!"

Duo: *spins his head back around as fast as he can to see a car spin out of the way trying to avoid hitting him* ...... *speechless*

*the car rams into a small pole driving it down into the ground*

Duo: *rushes over after the car stops* are you okay miste-- LADY?!?

*the girl nods slowly opening the door and falling out of her seat onto the ground*

Duo: *jumps back in shock* RELENA?!? not good.... Heero's gonna kill me! *Duo picks Relena
up and sets her in the car* now... how do ya work this piece of junk!*starts banging around hitting the car keys and it turns on* man i'm a genius!

--okay that was weird, i'm thinking of continuing it later maybe, i dunno--