Teehee. I've always wanted to make something like this.

Anyways, this was inspired by Violette-K's Litany. :]

I don't own Super Smash Bros. Yeah. xD


Monday, 10:34 P.M.

…Hello there.

I'm Meta Knight…

Ugh, what am I doing?

See, today is my birthday. (I would rather not speak of my age. I am quite… Old.) So, we had a little party, which was fun.

I guess its when it came to presents, things got a little worse.

I got a wooden mask from Link, which wasn't very comfortable. Marth gave me a set of dominoes. (Apparently, someone was on a budget…) A surprise bomb from King Dedede, a toy sword from Kirby, and countless other gifts.

Oh, did I mention a journal that Peach gave me?

"I just think since you never talk much or let your feelings out, I thought you'd like to put them in here, Metty!"

Thanks, Peach.

I had a brawl with Snake today. It was a little difficult, considering the fact that he kept taunting me and hiding under his little box.

That isn't even much of a taunt.

Every time I lifted up the box, he would throw a surprise bomb. Luckily, in the last five seconds, in which Snake threw a bomb, I dodged it.

I still lost.

Stupid Snake.

I hope no one finds this. I have a reputation around here, so I can't let anyone find it.

Where should I hide it?

Behind the vegetables in the fridge? No one likes those…

Oh, wait. Olimar.

Actually, I think the safest place would just be my room. No one would dare go in there.

Hopefully.

Maybe this was a good idea. It's nice to get my feelings out once in awhile. I can't really trust anyone in this mansion with my secrets, obviously.

Yeah.

So…

Um…

Bye.

- Meta Knight