"Well, we're doing a Q and A reboot!" Xander proclaimed triumphantly. "Mainly it's to clear up confusion between me, E- I mean, the Undertale cast, askers, and Critics United. Remember, the next one is being deleted tomorrow. I'll be covering all the reviews from the past ones in the next few chapters."
Frisk cut him off and said, "Next question!" Xander mentally flipped them off.
From Shark Lord: Asgore, Toriel, and Asriel what is your opinion on the Goat Simulator goat? Watch some playthroughs to see what I mean.
Toriel broke into a fit of laughter. "The goat is so... ridiculous!" Asriel nodded and laughed heartily with her, while Asgore gave a deep chuckle and agreed.
From Ringcaat: Toriel, have you been able to forgive Asgore for his policy that deprived you of the lives of your beloved children, time after time after time? If so, how did that forgiveness come about?
Toriel sighed and decided to answer the question, although a bit morose. "Why, my child, you do have to point out every detail, don't you?"
"Well, yes, I have forgiven him. It is sort of that thing that... happens overtime. After all, it has been about seven years since Frisk freed us. Every day, I guess you could say the burden was lifted a bit more." As she explained, Asgore and Sans looked a little uncomfortable, the latter scratching the back of his skull.
From Shark Lord: Sans when was the first time you went to 'protective brother' mode?
"Gee, that would have to be... that one timeline... I don't wanna talk about it." Sans' pupils had disappeared, and he leaned against the wall, brooding.
From Katya Playz: Hiya! Hmm... What's everyone's favorite color? I can't think of any good questions...
"I'll take care of this one to make it easier (and to avoid a giant wall of text)," Xander started. "Mine's a red, but kind of like a bright red; Toriel is somewhere in the middle of purple and maroon; Papyrus likes blue and bright red, Sans likes blue, Undyne likes a dull kind of silver, but not yet gray, and Alphys doesn't have a preference. Mettaton's favorite is pink, Asgore's is purple and red, Blooky's is white, but he doesn't really care, Mad Dummy's is cotton (don't ask), Muffet's is purple (who knew), and Temmie's is... wait, what was it? Oh yeah. Temmie Flakes. Again, don't ask." He sighed at Temme's demeanor. "Also YAY SOMEONE FAMOUS REVIEWED AHHH"
*dark purple...
"W-what was that?" Alphys questioned. Sans' pupils went out, a genuine look of fear crossed Papyrus' face, and pretty much everyone else was struck with fear. The room darkened.
Out of nowhere, a mysterious portal appeared... then immediately closed without a trace.
"Um, next question...?" Xander tried to get the flow moving.
From treesomelove: Hey everybody how do you feels about the USA elections like Donald trump vs Hillary Clinton?
"Oh, hi there! I just realised I skipped over your review in the first one... sorry. Anyway, we don't really support or dislike either side. I mean, one is racist and the other's a criminal. Who cares? And we thought Obama was bad..." Xander looked up and realised everyone was staring at him. "Uh, sorry, I'm rambling. Nex-"
"Next question!" Chara yelled. Xander growled in response.
From Shark Lord: Toriel did Sans tell you he didn't do anything while a certain fish monster nearly made Frisk into swiss cheese, sent said child down a cliff, spat at them when Frisk wanted to be friends, and been a racist jerk just because Frisk was human? *dodges Sans and Undyne's attacks matrix style* She was bound to find out sooner or later ya know.
"Yeah, I already know, my child," Toriel said. "But Sans was busy with... other things at the time. I know the story."
From Bess the Ness (Guest): So, first of
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From Blaster Master (Guest): 1)Can any of you swim other than Undyne?
2) What do you guys get drunk on? (Not for the skeleton bros or the Dreemurrs. Sans drinks ketchup and mustard, so Pap would too, Toby said Tori drank wine and got a mean, so would Asgore and Asriel. Frisk and Chara are human, so any alcohol would do))
"The same alcohol humans 'get drunk' on," Toriel confirmed. "And yes, many of us can swim, mainly because our bodies are made mostly of magic and are not very dense."
From Katya Playz: .-. i'm not famous i'm just here
UmmmMMMMMM more questions... I don't really have any. SoooooOOOO! *picks up Temmie* Temmie is mine now. *giggles and runs off*
"hOi im tEM."
From sage wolfblood: paps x spaghetti and mtt x himself... hmmmm... PERFECT I LOVE IT
(for those who are not aware, in the original I created I had a list of the ships; here I will let them develop with the story. Please note that ships may change from the original overtime)
"IKR?!" Xander said. "OTP!"
From sage wolfblood: heh heh *glances shyly at everyone* well your all lookin at a new monster/human hybrid heh... I'm part wolf as u can tell by the black ears and tail *tail wags* heh *thinks to self: urgh, contain the magic, keep the lid on!
"That changes nothing my child," Toriel said. "You are welcome here any time!"
"Yep," Xander confirmed with a nod to goat mom.
*help me... you're the only one who has the power to...
From TabbyCat (guest): *a grey tabby cat appears* hOi. Name's TabbyCat, but y'all can call me TC if you want.
O Great Papyras, would you like to sample my cupcakes? *holds out a vanilla cupcake with carmel frosting, topped with some salt* I have more if anyone else wants some. *places tray of cupcakes on table*
Sans, Frisk, and Chara (if she's there) what do you guys think of Stronger Then You? (the trio version)
*pounces* *phases through floor*
"Hi, TC!" Xander greeted with a smile.
The Great Papyrus instantly grabbed a cupcake without asking and plopped the whole thing in his mouth, including the wrapper. "DELICIOUS! i ESPECIALLY LIKED THE OUTER SHELL THAT HAD A PAPERY TEXTURE. WAIT A SECOND... HOW THE HECK DOES A CAT HAND ME A CUPCAKE? INTERESTING!"
"It was pretty interesting, although I don't like my voice portrayed as a girl," Chara thought aloud, kicking their feet. "I don't identify as either gender, and neither does Frisk." Sans and Frisk nodded in agreement.
From BadDRUMMERboy15: Hello fellow author!
I have read through this fic and I see that it breaks multiple rules and guidelines that we all signed upon entry!
1)Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, ***author notes***, and etc.
Your first chapter is an author note which isn't allowed by the guidelines. You can fix this by removing the first chapter and/or making an intro.
5) Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.
To fix this, you can go to a website such as Wattpad which does support QnAs!
6) Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.
These entries are frowned upon by admins because it shows no description in emotion or setting. Try it like this:
"What a nice day!" [Character] exclaimed with enthusiasm.
Please note that this is not a "flame". It is just a warning to tell you how to fix the fic! Note that I have not reported the fic yet as i give authors a fair warning before reporting
Have a nice day!
-BadDRUMMERboy15
One.
From sage wolfblood: thinks to the voice* G-GASTER? OR WHO EVER U ARE HOW CAN I HELP?
*not... Gaster. I need a SOUL...
"Oh, you're here again," Sans greeted. "Hey, I need to ask you a question. Your SOUL... I saw it. It's black. I've never seen that color. What does it mean?" His voice wavered a bit in fear, but it was also comforting.
From sage wolfblood: *looks at sans... then looks away* black SOUL the color of death and my trait is... killing B-BUT IM SAFE TRUST ME I WONT KILL YOU *ears go down and tail in between my legs* a-and If y-you try I W-WILL fight back *blood red tears hit the ground and I'm visably scared outta my mind* *thinks to voice* I have three unused souls what color do you need red another black or grey? btw grey soul has no emotions *end of thought* b-bye
Sans' pupils disappeared. He glared at Sage and backed away slowly, acting like nothing ever happened.
*any will do... I just need a SOUL... to manifest my own in... I can give it back... I'm sorry.
From TabbyCat (guest): *a grey tabby cat appears* hOi. ... I don't really have questions. ... *places lamp with a smiley face on the shade in the middle of the room* This is Lampy. Bye! *pounces* *phases through floor*
"Bye!" Everyone said in unison.
Meanwhile, Flowey was flirting with Lampy, which Xander had secretly injected with determination. An evil laugh could be heard from behind a computer screen and keyboard, seeming to come from nowhere.
From sage wolfblood: once alone shakily stands up but colapses and hiden wounds on stomach open and I cry out as I bleed hopeing someone will help*
Out of nowhere, a figure appeared. It was shorter than Papyrus, taller than Alphys-and-a-half, and seemed, in the silhouette, to only have hair on one side. It bent down and picked up Sage, and carried her back to the Q&A room. Not caring who the figure was, Alphys and Toriel immediately rushed over and tried to heal her.
In better light, it appeared the figure was exactly half skeleton and half human. A gnarly line separated skull and flesh, eternal bloodstains plastered on the skull. The human eye glowed an extremely deep blue, the skeleton just a pinprick of light. He wore a dark purple jacket and off-yellow pants, and normal brown work shoes. The hair was straight with a very slight curl in some places that gave it a ratted appearance. It was a dark brown and came to the shoulders, but only on the human side.
Clearly exhausted, the figure collapsed on the floor.
Later, he introduced himself to be Ebrima. He was half-monster, half-human, and created by a Gaster of another timeline as an experiment. His backstory will be fleshed out later [read as: I'm too lazy to write it in right now].
From IlluminatiDown123: Heeeeeyyyyyyy! Gimme a sec.. *opens portal* *pulls Gaster out* You're welcome.
Chara,which do you like more: killing or chocolate?
"I'm already here," Gaster replied in a smart-ass tone.
"I'd have to say... chocolate, I guess. Frisk really helped me turn myself around." At that, Frisk let out a really big happy sigh and blushed like there's no tomorrow. "Although when I get really angry, my bad side comes out."
From TabbyCat (guest):I donna Papyras. I just can? *shrugs*
*a portal opens* *a mutant (think Nightcrawler, but female, lavender fur instead of blue, longer hair, and deep blue eyes instead of yellow) stumbles through with a confused look on her face* Mutant: Where the Tarterus am I? TC: What!? How did you even-You know what? *TC's right eye turns yellow and fire-like with magic* *opens new portal* In ya go. *pushes mutant through portal*
*mumbles* Oi vay, that's the second time that's happened.
*normal voice* Sorry about Melody. (the mutant) I have no idea how that happened. Here are some cupcakes for the hassle. *places tray of cupcakes on table*
*pounces* *phases through floor*
"Umm... Ok?" Xander said. At that moment, Ebrima woke up and noticed TC.
"Where... am I?" After a few minutes of explaining, Ebrima understood. "Oh... ok." Meanwhile, Papyrus ate EVERY SINGLE CUPCAKE.
From catspats31: Question #1 for Toriel: Can you please tell the author that the following part of the Content Guidelines is broken?
Entries not allowed:
5. Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.
Question #2 for Toriel: Can you please help the author accept the following suggestion to fix this story so that it doesn't break the site rules?
"Since you used Ringcaat's request in chapter 2, someone can use it as evidence in their abuse report. Please delete and reupload so that you'll only use requests sent by PM. Please note that the rule against interactive entries as stories is in place because the story page isn't rightly set up to do interactivity. In a forum, one can ask and respond to the original post as many times as one feels like and go off on different tangents, editing and adding more info as necessary, but in a review, you get one shot per chapter per penname to give all the info and feedback and get it right, then you're down to PMs that no one else can see. That kind of ruins the interactive portion. Therefore, this site keeps interactive fics to forums where they can truly be interactive."
Two.
From sage wolfblood:wakes up* huh? were am I *looks around and sees ebrima* w-who are you? you look... familiar *losens up abit* do I know you from another timeline? cuz I think we are friends like when we where young... *flash back* ebrima: hey get back here *giggles* sage: you cant catch meSOUL turns green* hey no fair! *gets pulled back and we both fall over laughingend of flash back* OMG *hugs* I missed you so much why'd ya leave!? *eyes turn blue* you know if u got hurt I would blame myself for not helping u
"I- I'm sorry... I only remember... a little bit..." The memories came flooding back.
He blushed a tiny bit. "But... thanks for caring about my well-being... at least someone does..."
From sage wolfblood: whispers to ebrima* I heard tori is singel now *wink wink* but still I can sense u like her
"Well, uh, I guess," he replied, scratching his head. "But... there's kind of a love triangle thing with her, Sans and Asgore, so..."
From sage wolfblood: *walks up to sans* look sans I know your mad at me and you have every right to be i threatened you but *pulls out soul and there are 2 more colors red and blue* I need help with a few things like my new determination and gaster blaster power also... *blushes deeply* my new emotions I found out that I can now love and hate and be sad or depressed
"Don't worry, kiddo,"Sans reassured. "And... why are you blushing?"
Secretly, Ebrima is plotting to make Sans fall in love with Sage and make Asgore like someone else so he can fall in love with Toriel.
"Dude. Just stop," Xander said to Ebrima privately.
Ebrima, his hopes and dreams crushed, just quietly responded: "Ok."
From Guest: Please consider renaming this "Another Generic Waste of Space"
Xander flipped Guest off. "Go f yourself."
From sage wolfblood:I totally agree with xander the goat FUCK OFF ASSHOLE I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER YOU SLOOOWLY AND PAINFULLY
"Whoa, ok," Xander slowly backed away.
From sage wolfblood: appears throu the underfell portal missing half my tail one ear and an eye is covered I'm my blood and dust* get to underfell... charas insane... most dead... FELL NEEDS HELP *passes out from blood lose cuz HALF THE BLOOD IN MY BODY IS GONE and I whisper before I pass out* tryed.. to... save... them... all *tears form in eyes* fai-failed... help them *looks sans in the eye* ... save... them... sans... they... need... help *passes out and stops breathing hp is 1/2-999,999,999,999 -will protect-*
"Calm down, you're gonna be ok. Sans, Papyrus, Ebrima, Gaster- help Underfell!" Xander barked, panicking.
"Alright, lets get this over with," Ebrima grimly said as soon as all four were in the Underfell universe. Immediately, several monsters and humans of unknown origin rushed at him. Out of instinct, several half-melted Gaster Blasters appeared and fired a weak beam, but it still cleared the area in front of him. Papyrus gave support with bones and superpowered Gaster Blasters, while Sans unleashed a barrage of bone attacks with the occasional Gaster Blaster. Gaster himself attacked with nothing but Blasters, obliterating everything.
From sage wolfblood:wakes up and hacks up more blood and jumps through the portal yelling to the others* IM A HEALER AND A WARRIOR ILL TRY TO PROTECT THEM *once on the other side pulls out two 1ft long double bladed knifes and attacks something trying to hurt sans I'm moveing to fast for anyone to see but when I stop and drop next to sans the monster turns to dust* sans are you ok? *when I look at sans I make him shudder with the evil glint in my eye then I see ebrima get hurt and in a furious cloud of dirt I became unseen until the monster that hurt him was dust useing the same style as before and my hands glow black as I heal him and I dissapper into the fight again*
"Thanks, kiddo," Sans said and continued fighting.
"I can't believe I let them get an opening," Ebrima cursed himself. He gave Sage a quick hug of thanks and took up his sword this time, slashing monster after monster.
From sage wolfblood: looks at sans with worry now not bloodlust and pulls a streacher out and lays him down I'm now missing both my ears is covered in blood my shasow paxk is surounding sans trying to heal him but he is not geting healed he passes out so I try to give him mouth-to-mouth and he woke up* SANS ARE YOU OK!? PLEEEASE TELL ME YOUR OK
"I'm... alright... just bone-tired," Sans joked. He was wearing a heavy blush.
With most of the monsters thinned, Ebrima, Sans and Papyrus, Gaster and Sage teleported out, knowing they couldn't fight Chara in this state. Gaster had not known about the teleportation out, and a lone Gaster Blaster had hit Ebrima square in the chest. He collapsed to the floor, seemingly dead.
A/N
Whoo, a lot of reviews done! All reviews from here on out are new, except for a few newer ones on the first I'll include later. So now we are halfway through the Attack of Underfell arc. Also, because Sage Wolfblood is basically my most loyal reviewer, she can have a say in the next story arc.
Sage Wolfblood, you have a choice.
*Sans falls in love with a mystery person, terminating your little romance,
OR
*Sans falls in love with you, with a mysterious, grave consequence.
No, I will not postpone the Q and A until she chooses, it will just help me continue the story I have planned because I'm running out of ideas :/
Well, that's all- bye!
