Disclaimer: Of course I don't own any of this; if I did I'd be rich and sitting on an island somewhere drinking fruity drinks and being waiting on hand and foot.

Author's Notes: To bring everyone up to speed. This is, of course, a sort of AU fic. Sam is now the gardener of Elrond's gardens in Rivendell and his daughter; Elrohira has developed a crush of sorts on dear little Sam. Yes, I know Elrond only had one daughter, Arwen…he also had twin sons Elrohir and Elladan, I'm just making my character Elrohir a female. I still have the twin brother though. There will also be some 'futuristic' references in this…like computers, etc. Now, that everyone is confused…please read on.

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Dear Diary,

This is the beginning of my Shrine to the loyalist, bravest, most adorable hobbit in the whole of the Fellowship! Others may not agree, that's their opinion. Many other elves are fans of Frodo, Pippin, Merry, and Legolam (oh, I meant Legolas)...and I do like them all, but not as much as Sam. Without Sam, Frodo could not have made it to Mordor. Without Sam, the Ring would not have made it to Mt. Doom. But, I will stop now. Such a great hobbit speaks of his noble deeds through actions, not by the words of a fan. So, Samwise Gamgee this diary is to you!

Ha! Finally figured out how to work new invention of computer, daddy Elrond will be proud! My brother, Elladan, is still a lush, sneaking into daddy's wine cellar to drink. How he gets past the balrog is beyond me. It must be the raw eggs I see him sneaking around with all the time. I'm still trying to get daddy to let me borrow his ring of power, but he refuses. I only want to borrow it! Just hold it even, just for a sec! It's not like I want to take it, use it to rule Middle Earth, and make Samwise Gamgee my very own. Wait.... yeah, ok, maybe I do. Daddy's got more sense than I thought! Well, ok, I will be happy with just making Samwise my very own. I can push his bar bimbo, Rosie, outta a tree and he can be mine...ALL MINE!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!

Meanwhile, the archery tourney is coming up. Legolam is going to get his pansy butt whipped! Elladan is going to create a diversion by shooting into the crowds, while I 'accidently' fire an arrow at 'Mr. Perfect Hair'. I'm not planning on hitting him, just giving him a few split ends. It'll be worth it, even when the rabid Legolas fans rush me and do their best to kill me. That's ok...I got places to hide...oh, yes... Granny Galadriel is knitting my bro and me a couple of blue sweaters for the occasion; pity blood will be on them before the day is out. Hopefully not a lot, depends on if I can outrun the rabid Lego fans.

Saw Samwise in the gardens today. Ahhh...what a hobbit. A cruel trick of fate made me an elf, while he is a gorgeous little hobbit! No matter, he will be mine...OH YES...he will be mine! He will not marry the bar bimbo...he will be my little servant hobbit. Frodo never did appreciate him the way I could. Frodo used him, took advantage of his sweetness and gardening skills. I wouldn't do that. Our gardens have never looked so good here in Rivendell as they have since Sam started. Oh, look at the time...Sam will be weeding the elanor now...one of my favorite tasks. Have to go slobber over him...I mean...supervise over him. Will add more tomorrow!

Yours truly,

Elrohira

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