p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Title: Drabbles, One Shots; and Prompt Fills, Oh My!/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Author: PinkCookie11./p
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p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Summary: Collection of short stories set in the Bay-verse. G1 characters included! First up: Sideswipe isn't used to being on the receiving end of a prank. Second: Prowl and Bluestreak just want a little alone time, but that's not what everybody else has in mind for them. Third: Sunstreaker is gifted with a never before seen sight ... confusion and disbelief ensue! I except requests! Sadly, Transformers isn't mine!/p
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p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"From: Arctic Banana. Characters: Bluestreak and Sideswipe. Prompt: trapped in a bathroom./p
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p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe blinked up at the flickering yellow light above him. Something about his cramped, uncomfortable position told him that he was not lying on his berth./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"On the bright side, having become quite well acquainted with the brig, he strongly doubted that he was confined there either./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""'bout time you came online."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"The red Lamborghini grimaced and cautiously twisted his helm towards the all too chipper voice. Crouching by the small, open window to his left, was a familiar silver door-winged mech./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""… Bluestreak?" Sideswipe croaked before clearing his vocal processor; and mentally noting the dull pounding in his head. Primus, how much had he drunk last night? "Um, Blue, ol' buddy, ol pal … wanna help me outta here?" He asked sheepishly./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Bluestreak canted his helm to the side, surveying the intriguing spectacle before him./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""I dunno, Sides." He replied cheekily. "That row 'a toilets really brings out the culler in your paintjob."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Blue … my foot's stuck between two urinals."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""So it is." The sniper agreed amiably. "And your head's all jammed up in what's left of that shower cubical."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe shuttered his optics tightly and gave a comprehending grown./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""I didn't drink any high-grade, did I." It wasn't a question. "How in the Matrix did you get me into the humans' bathroom!"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Or better yet, 'why had the younger 'bot placed him in the humans' bathroom?/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""So, are you ready to talk reasonably now?" Bluestreak demanded, folding his arms across his chest; and pinning the front-liner with an unusually stern gaze./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You made me glitch." The red twin realised. "Why?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You crashed Prowl." Was the simple reply./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe furrowed his brow in confusion./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Yeah, so?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You. Crashed. Prowl. … Eight. Times. In. Three. Hours." Bluestreak explained with deliberate slowness. "And. Played. A. Humiliating. Prank. On. Him. All. Eight. Of. Those. Times."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"A slow grin worked its way across the Lambo's face plates./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Oh, that's right!" Sideswipe chuckled in amusement. "It was pretty brilliant."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""No, it wasn't!" Bluestreak narrowed his optics and glared daggers at his friend. "Firstly, you don't actually think it's healthy to glitch that often, do you! You could've caused him serious harm. And secondly, you've gone out of your way to embarrass him in front of just about every single person of any importance! So if you ever want to get out of this bathroom without anyone else seeing you like this, then you're going to have to agree to my terms."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Terms? What terms?" Asked a bewildered front-liner, rather taken aback by the normally easy-going mech's surprising outburst./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You will leave Prowl alone for an entire month starting from when I say." Bluestreak began./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""A month!" Sideswipe protested. "C'mon, Blue. Three days?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You know, I took plenty of pictures while you were offline. Should I show Sunstreaker?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""… A month it is."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"The sniper nodded his satisfaction before continuing./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You will never take things to this extreme again. You will never attempt to duplicate this … operation. And I am keeping these photos in case of future vengeance."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Yeah yeah, whatever you say." Sideswipe mumbled sulkily. "Just get me out of here already."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Ten minutes later, the Lamborghini stood sparkling in the sunshine, closely examining the suspiciously Sideswipe shaped whole that now graced the side of the building./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""How cum you couldn't just take me out the same way you put me in?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Bluestreak gave a casual flick of his door-wings./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""I could. I chose not to. Couldn't have you getting any ideas now, could we?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"The red twin turned to face his smaller companion./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Alright, so when does Prowl's 'prank free' month begin?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""From the moment you get outta the brig o' course."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Wait," Sideswipe frowned. "Why am I going to the brig?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Bluestreak smiled sweetly at him./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Why, for putting a giant whole in the humans' bathroom."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"With that, he spun on his heel-strut and started to walk away./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""But … but that wasn't me!"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Funny," The sniper paused; and cast the front-liner an innocent, wide-opticed look. "That's not what the security footage says."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Blue!"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Say hello to Prime, Prowl and Lennox for me!" Bluestreak called back brightly./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe watched his friend leave with mingled anger and a grudging admiration./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""… I can't believe he pranked me."/p
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p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Author's note: Thanks go to Arctic Banana for the prompt, advice and encouragement./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"I didn't intend this to be funny, or not funny for that matter. I just wrote; and enjoyed myself immensely!/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Hope you all enjoyed it to./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Please R and R guys./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"'Cookie'/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Author: PinkCookie11./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"O0o 0o0 o0o 0o0/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Summary: Collection of short stories set in the Bay-verse. G1 characters included! First up: Sideswipe isn't used to being on the receiving end of a prank. Second: Prowl and Bluestreak just want a little alone time, but that's not what everybody else has in mind for them. Third: Sunstreaker is gifted with a never before seen sight ... confusion and disbelief ensue! I except requests! Sadly, Transformers isn't mine!/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"0o0 o0o 0o0 o0o/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"From: Arctic Banana. Characters: Bluestreak and Sideswipe. Prompt: trapped in a bathroom./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"O0o 0o0 o0o 0o0/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe blinked up at the flickering yellow light above him. Something about his cramped, uncomfortable position told him that he was not lying on his berth./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"On the bright side, having become quite well acquainted with the brig, he strongly doubted that he was confined there either./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""'bout time you came online."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"The red Lamborghini grimaced and cautiously twisted his helm towards the all too chipper voice. Crouching by the small, open window to his left, was a familiar silver door-winged mech./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""… Bluestreak?" Sideswipe croaked before clearing his vocal processor; and mentally noting the dull pounding in his head. Primus, how much had he drunk last night? "Um, Blue, ol' buddy, ol pal … wanna help me outta here?" He asked sheepishly./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Bluestreak canted his helm to the side, surveying the intriguing spectacle before him./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""I dunno, Sides." He replied cheekily. "That row 'a toilets really brings out the culler in your paintjob."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Blue … my foot's stuck between two urinals."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""So it is." The sniper agreed amiably. "And your head's all jammed up in what's left of that shower cubical."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe shuttered his optics tightly and gave a comprehending grown./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""I didn't drink any high-grade, did I." It wasn't a question. "How in the Matrix did you get me into the humans' bathroom!"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Or better yet, 'why had the younger 'bot placed him in the humans' bathroom?/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""So, are you ready to talk reasonably now?" Bluestreak demanded, folding his arms across his chest; and pinning the front-liner with an unusually stern gaze./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You made me glitch." The red twin realised. "Why?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You crashed Prowl." Was the simple reply./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe furrowed his brow in confusion./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Yeah, so?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You. Crashed. Prowl. … Eight. Times. In. Three. Hours." Bluestreak explained with deliberate slowness. "And. Played. A. Humiliating. Prank. On. Him. All. Eight. Of. Those. Times."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"A slow grin worked its way across the Lambo's face plates./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Oh, that's right!" Sideswipe chuckled in amusement. "It was pretty brilliant."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""No, it wasn't!" Bluestreak narrowed his optics and glared daggers at his friend. "Firstly, you don't actually think it's healthy to glitch that often, do you! You could've caused him serious harm. And secondly, you've gone out of your way to embarrass him in front of just about every single person of any importance! So if you ever want to get out of this bathroom without anyone else seeing you like this, then you're going to have to agree to my terms."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Terms? What terms?" Asked a bewildered front-liner, rather taken aback by the normally easy-going mech's surprising outburst./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You will leave Prowl alone for an entire month starting from when I say." Bluestreak began./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""A month!" Sideswipe protested. "C'mon, Blue. Three days?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You know, I took plenty of pictures while you were offline. Should I show Sunstreaker?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""… A month it is."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"The sniper nodded his satisfaction before continuing./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""You will never take things to this extreme again. You will never attempt to duplicate this … operation. And I am keeping these photos in case of future vengeance."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Yeah yeah, whatever you say." Sideswipe mumbled sulkily. "Just get me out of here already."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Ten minutes later, the Lamborghini stood sparkling in the sunshine, closely examining the suspiciously Sideswipe shaped whole that now graced the side of the building./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""How cum you couldn't just take me out the same way you put me in?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Bluestreak gave a casual flick of his door-wings./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""I could. I chose not to. Couldn't have you getting any ideas now, could we?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"The red twin turned to face his smaller companion./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Alright, so when does Prowl's 'prank free' month begin?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""From the moment you get outta the brig o' course."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Wait," Sideswipe frowned. "Why am I going to the brig?"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Bluestreak smiled sweetly at him./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Why, for putting a giant whole in the humans' bathroom."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"With that, he spun on his heel-strut and started to walk away./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""But … but that wasn't me!"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Funny," The sniper paused; and cast the front-liner an innocent, wide-opticed look. "That's not what the security footage says."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Blue!"/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""Say hello to Prime, Prowl and Lennox for me!" Bluestreak called back brightly./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Sideswipe watched his friend leave with mingled anger and a grudging admiration./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;""… I can't believe he pranked me."/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"0o0 o0o 0o0 o0o/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Author's note: Thanks go to Arctic Banana for the prompt, advice and encouragement./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"I didn't intend this to be funny, or not funny for that matter. I just wrote; and enjoyed myself immensely!/p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Hope you all enjoyed it to./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"Please R and R guys./p
p style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"'Cookie'/p
