Hiya! This is my first attempt with a Saiyuki fanfic. Now if you people have heard of me before, that's great::thumbs up:: ...

For the people who don't know me...let me warn you...My stories are...

-Crazy

-Random

-Funny

-Corn

- and so on...

If you like that kind of stuff, good! If you don't, ...then try to enjoy. Okey-Dokey! Let's go!

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The Sanzo Party plus Cheese

Chapter 1: The first encounter

Down in the deepness of the forest, Sanzo and his party continue to head west. Sanzo was watching the birds, Goku was messing with the color cube he found in the middle of no where, Gojyo was reading porn magizines and Hakkai, like always, was driving. While driving, Hakkai was telling his life story.

"So then, when i was eight, i-"

"Hakkai! Shut up! I'm trying to read here!" shouted Gojyo. Goku became curious and looked over at Gojyo's magizine. Goku's eyes widen.

"HOLY SHIT!! GOJYO STOLE ANOTHER PORN MAGI-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" shouted the monkey until Gojyo kicked him out of the jeep...literally. Sanzo turned back and saw Goku on the ground around 30ft away from the jeep. His attention turned to Gojyo.

"...did you buy it or steal it?" asked the monk.

"...bought." Sanzo shot his gun and the water sprite. Gojyo was lucky enough to dodge the bullets.

"Dumb bastard, remeber what happened LAST TIME when you bought that shit!" shouted sanzo. Gojyo thought back to that crazy time...

Flashback

Gojyo was looking though his new porn magizine he just bought up top of a crate box outside the shop where the rest were shopping. Suddenly, demons appeared out of no where.

"Nah, shit...it was getting good too." Gojyo sighed and laid the magizine down on the crate. He then fought the demons. Little did he know, some kids were playing hide and seek and a liitle boy found the porn magizine and took it. The little boy ran away back to his friends to show them his discovery.

2 hours later

"I know it was here...IT HAS TO BE!!!" screamed Gojyo. When Gojyo returned, he saw that his magizine was missing. So, he forced the whole party to help him find it. Hakkai looked in a near by barrel and Goku looked in an alley way where he ran into local hobos. Anywho, Sanzo was just smoking and loking at the town. He puffed out smoke and began to say something.

"Hey...what if, Oh i don't know, i little kid took it and cut out the pictures and trashed the town with the garbage in the magizine?"

"What of it, monk?" questioned Gojyo. Sanzo picked up a cut out of one of the pictures.

"Say Hello to example 'A'...I call it...Sherly." Gojyo screamed like a little girl and grabbed the picture.

"NOOOOOOOOO- oh and besides, her name is Mary."

"Whatever"

Later on, the town's people were discussed with the random porn pics all over the town, so in ever single store, they burned all the porn magizines in the center of town. The Sanzo party watched in a mazement, Gojyo watched in tears.

"...My porn..." he whimpered.

"Look at the fire! Its HUGE!...Let's make smoes!"shouted Goku with joy.

"You mean smores, Monkey?" questioned the sanzo priest. Hakkai just laughed with a creepy smile, enjoying the time.

End Flashback

"...Oh yeah, That really sucks. Well at least i got this-" before Gojyo could finish his sentence, sanzo took it from his hands, got out his lighter, and burned it and threw it out the window. Gojyo's mouth dropped.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?!?" shouted the water sprite. Hakkai went to a sudden stop.

"We're here-...where's Goku?" asked Hakkai unaware of what happened in the last five minutes. Not to long after he asked, Goku appeared from the forest.

"Hey...I'm...back..." Goku said out of breathe.

"Goku, how did you-"

"I like choclate milk..."

They all turn and look at the little yellow thing in front of they're jeep. (You all guest! Its Cheese! If you don't know, watch foster's on cartoon network)

'WTF!' they all thought. They just stared...and stared...and stared...

"Uh,...hi little fellow." greeted Hakkai.

"I like chocolate milk!" announced cheese.

"I see,...well are you lost."

"I...like...chocolate milk"

"What the hell is up with this thing?" questioned Gojyo annoyed.

"I'm Goku!"

"Beep!" responded cheese.

"Just get out of our way." demanded sanzo. Cheese just stared at them.

"Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh...dokay..." he then walks away.

"Finally, now go!" ordered sanzo. Hakkai drove in to the city. While goku and Gojyo were sitting in the back peacefully, cheese comes flying on to them.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! PANCAKES!!" screamed Cheese as he flew into the back of the jeep with Goku and Gojyo.

"What the hell!?" asked Gojyo.

"Can't...breathe...wait! PANCAKES!? I want! I want! I wa-OW!" Sanzo whacked Goku with his fan.

"Shut up! And you, i thought i told you to go!"

"Why're we going?" asked cheese.

"..." thought the whole party.

to be continued

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Phew! That was an okay start! Well, you can learn something from this chapter...keep porn away from children. Well that's it for me right now. So, continue reading, eat honeynut Cheerios, and review if you please. I'd like to know how i'm doing so far. Well, until then...Bye-Bye!!