Welcome, everybody! Yeah, there is an OC in this. You can expect lots of getting crap past the radar, Shakespeare references, historical references, literature references, Barbie jokes (Heh, heh… Ken), some black humor, drama, old movie references and Canadian stereotypes as a berserk button. Enjoy and review.
New Town, New School… Yay (Sarcasm)
From the Journal of Ken Finlayson
Sixteen years old… Yeah, because ending up in a new school when you're halfway through high school is so great. Why me? Who me? Me is Ken Finlayson… Why am I talking… thinking… think-talking? Talk-thinking? Whatever, why am I doing whatever this is like this?
Why? Why of all places did I end up in Norrisville? Actually a better question is why did I end up in another Ville? I was born in Leeville, Ontario and now I'm living in Norrisville, New York. Actually this is great! I can go back to Ontario whenever I want… except I'm living at the very bottom of the state… What the freak?
Apparently there are monsters, robots and a ninja here. Yes, monsters, robots and a ninja! My family moved here on Saturday and I haven't seen anything in two days.
This is all a conspiracy! My parents are in on it! That Randy Cunningham is in on it! (R. Cunningham? Someone's parents are fans of "Happy Days.") That ugly beast Weinerman and his hot sister are in on it! Even the crazy snake man at the end of my street is in on it!
Actually, my parents probably aren't in on the conspiracy. Since their archaeologists and are rarely home they probably don't know anything about it. Where are they now? They're in motherfreaking Egypt! Maybe they'll find the scroll of Thoth and revive a mummy that was sentenced to death in both this world and the next.
Well, if I can't blame my parents then I can blame my brother Peter… But he's studying at the university of Outer Mongolia so I can't blame him either!
If I can't blame my parents or my brother I'll just blame… I'll just blame the poster of Anne Hathaway that is in the basement! Hey, if it worked for Warden Norton to blame a poster of Raquel Welch then it will work for me to blame a poster of Anne Hathaway.
I swear I'll prove that this is a conspiracy! There is no monsters, no robots, no ninja and I'll prove it! Then I'll go down in history as the person to have… Blast, time for school, I'll continue this entry later.
