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Disclaimer: It is all mine! MINE! Just kidding the characters only let me torture them.

"Where is the food?"

"What food?" Collins said in response.

"The food that I gave you money to go buy, yesterday," Mark was the father of the family. The one that made a list of what they needed.

"Oh… well….see I was on my way to go and get the food but then…I saw this REALLY cool-"

"Chill out Thomas, just roll your eyes and ignore him like the rest of us do." Roger said he put his arm around Collins and poured him a drink of whatever was in the bottle closes to the men.

"Babe do you know what is in there?" Mimi said pointing to the bottle.

"No idea."

"Gemme I want some." Mimi poured herself some of the mysterious drink.

"I BRING ALCOHOL! AND I AM READY FOR A PARTY!" The group turned there attention to Maureen and Joann who had just entered the loft.

"Hey guys." Joann said in a much more controlled way than Maureen introduced herself.

"Oh Maureen let me show you something." Mimi said grabbing Maureen's arm and pulling her back into Mimi and Roger's room.

"We won't see them for the rest of the night." Joann groaned and put the bag on the counter. "Where is the food?"

"Uh……Try this we can't discover what is in it, maybe you can help." Collins said changing the subject.

"Yeah a lawyers advice," Roger said sarcastically.

"But you didn't go to and I.V. league school, hell you didn't go to collage at all." Joann took a swig of the drink, "God that is…….is……. either horrible or amazing I can't decide. What is it made of?"

"No one knows!" Collins said while drinking another swig of the mysterious drink.

"That is so cool where did you get it?"

"That store on 2nd." Mimi and Maureen were back. "You tasted 'The drink'."

Someone knocked on the door. Everyone was here except for squeegee man. Mark stood up and opened the door. In front of him stood the much larger, Benny.

"Look man we don't have the rent, we'll give it to you next week." Roger defended. The bohemians all crowded around the door.

Benny covered his eyes and began to cry. "Honey what is wrong. That last protest it was-"

"Alison and I are……. done."

Maureen held out a cup, "Drink?"

TWIST! HA I win!