Author's Note: I was bored and all I had was a computer. Therefore: Here ya go. -Jordan Renee Finn!

Premise: The first few chapters of HBP, when Harry and Dumbledore were apparating, and the summer after Twilight (but school is back in session in Forks.) Timelines have been adjusted, and it's more like August than July.

"Dumbledore, what are we doing here?" Harry asked curiously.

"Hmm…My wicked apparation skills must have a flaw Gee!"

"Umm… Dumbledore? Is that really you? What's your favorite type of jam?"

"Raspberry," he replied.

"Gross," said Harry.

"I think we're in America," Dumbledore said as he saw a Siberian Husky go by. "Judging of course by all the fat people and the fact that there are three McDonalds on this road, and within sight." A familiar face walked by. One Harry and Dumbledore believed to be dead.

"Cedric?" Harry said fathomed.

"Harry! Dumbledore!" He greeted them.

"We thought you were dead. I mean, we went to your funeral," Dumbledore said in shock.

"Aww no boy! I was just in Chicago." (Scary Movie Reference.) "But I moved here, and I have a great girl, but there is one small flaw." A girl with brown hair came up. Harry had to admit, she was cute. Not like Las Vegas hooker cute. She was modest.

"Eddykins!" she said as Cedric shivered.

"Bella, I've told you a thousand times. My name is Cedric. Not Edward," Cedric said sounding as though a thousand times was not an exaggeration.

"Well, Edward. For firsties, I think we're going to be late for school. What does it mean…" She looked at her watch. "When the long hand is on the eight, and the short hand is between seven and the eight?"

"It means we have plenty of time," He said, sounding exhausted.

"Oh, I get it. She's a moron!" said Harry as he reached that revelation.

"Well, Mr. Diggory, should I alert your father that you are alive?" Dumbledore said sounding thrilled.

"Actually, it's pronounced CULL-EN. I had problems with it too at first," said Bella. Cedric stuck his face in his palm and shook his head.

"Nah, I like it here." Cedric replied. "I may send a card sometime."

"Okay, shall we try again, Harry?" asked Dumbledore?

"I guess," Harry replied. He grabbed Dumbledore's arm and apparated into a tiny village.

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