These characters don't belong to me. They all belong to Stephanie Meyers.
CPOV
I was just got home from work and was getting the mail. Let's see bill, bill, magazine, report cards, bill, bill, folder with the Cullen family written on it, bill. Wait, what was that? I flip back to it and it from something called Wife Swap. What is Wife Swap? Something tells me my children are behind this.
"Family meeting, NOW!" I call from the family room. As my children and my wife appear, I ask, "What is Wife Swap and why did a letter come from them? And what do you know about this?"
"Damn it Emmett. You were supposed to bring that to me!!!!" screeched Alice.
"What is Wife Swap?" Esme asked.
"It's a show where to wives switch places for ten days or something like that. We made the video we sent in and they apparently think its good enough and we get to be on the show!!!!!" Emmett said.
"Why would you do that Emmett?" I ask horrified.
"Because we thought it would be fun." He said.
"Why would it be fun to have a complete stranger in the house instead of Esme?"
"We just thought it would be fun." Alice whimpered.
"I guess we have no choice now but there will be hell to pay when this is over. Got that, Emmett?" I tell them, think about all the things I could do to them….. I see Edward shudder. "You tell them nothing or I will tell Nessie what you did to the cottage." I threaten him in my head he visibly gulps. This punishment will be fun.
JamiePOV
As I was coming home to my perfect home from volunteering at the local soup kitchen, I grab the mail. The children's report cards should be coming soon. Let's see bill, magazine, letter from mother, envelope with the Tylers' name on it, report cards, wait, what was that? I quickly open the letter and read it quickly.
Congratulations Tyler family you have been accepted for wife swap and we will begin filming on the 28th of March. The next day a limo will be there to pick up Jamie Tyler to take her to the airport and to the other family. See you then.
I knew we would be accepted. I can't wait to improve other people's lives. Since we are of course the better family. Now to tell the family.
As I walk in the door I call, "Family Meeting." The children all rush to the family room. There's Anna, 15, Levi, 13, Matthew, 11, and little Melanie, 7. Then my wonderful husband, Evan. "Children, we have been accepted to Wife Swap and the crew will be here to begin video taping tomorrow. So I expect you to all be on your very best behavior. You will do your normal chores and then your homework. If they ask you for an interview, then you will be good and honest. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Mother." They all say.
"Good. Now time for report cards." I say while they look scared. I wonder why.
