To survive the hiatus after that heart wrenching season finale, I thought I would start doing outlaw queen one-shots.

So if you have a prompt that you want to see let me know over a message or in reviews! I'll try my best :)

Disclaimer: Of course I own nothing. If I did then Regina and Robin would be happy for ever after!

Prompt: The pizza delivery guy arrives with pizza and something unexpected.


"Where the hell is she Snow?" Regina yelled at her young step-daughter with a panic lacing her words.

It was the first time the Charmings, one and a half-year old Neal included, had come to meet the newest addition to their family tree. Cordelia was born a week before, but Regina wanted to be home and settled before she let Robin bring company over. They had just arrived and Snow was fawning over the baby almost as much as she did when she saw the first sonogram.

Being pregnant was one of the most shocking things to happen to Regina after everything with Zelena, Marian, and Elsa went down. To be fair she had gotten pregnant in the middle of defeating her sister and Robin's wife coming back to life, but that made it all the more a shock. Snow had been with her the entire time. When she got too sick to work at the office. When Robin came to her house demanding to see her but she wanted nothing to do with him. Even when she had gone into labor and finally convinced her to let Robin be there for the birth. Now she was here when Cordelia went missing due to Neal's magic.

They were sitting in the living room, pizza ordered and movie picked, when the baby started crying. Snow picked up the wailing infant before her mother could even move. Regina smiled at it because she had done almost the same thing a few months after Neal was born. When Snow turned away from the bassinet and to the other people in the room, more importantly her son, there was a puff of blue smoke and Cordelia was gone. The former Queen jumped to her feet, looking frantically around the room.

"Where the hell is she Snow?" Regina yelled at her young step-daughter with a panic lacing her words.

Snow knew where the blue smoke had come from immediately. She and Charming had had trouble with Neal using his magic without knowing how to control it for the past couple days. There was even talk about leaving with Emma and Hook before coming over but Snow insisted that he would be just fine. Now she was rethinking that decision. "Neal Leopold Nolan! You bring that baby back right this minute!" She got on the level of the toddler expecting something.

Robin jumped up immediately and went to his love. "Breathe Regina. We will find her. I'm going to go and call Emma then go out to look." He placed a reassuring kiss on her forehead that really did nothing to reassure her.

With her thief out of the room Regina looked at the small human in her living room and it took a lot of 'he is only a child' and 'you can't barbeque your godson' thoughts to move her towards the pram on the opposite wall. She was going to find her daughter using a locator spell. The doorbell rung and her head shot up from the bear Whale had given Cordelia at the hospital.

"I've got it." Charming went to the door as his wife continued to scold their son, not entirely sure what to do. Magic always put him out of his element. There was nothing that magic could solve which couldn't be done with hard work and steel. However this issue was going to be solved with neither. He opened the door to a flustered delivery boy with a pizza in one hand and baby in the other.

"Uhhh, please tell me these both get delivered to this address."

The kid look scared to death. So much that Charming felt bad for him. The Prince yelled back into the house, "I've got Cordelia, Regina."

Seconds later the Queen appeared at the door to quickly relieve the stranger of her child. "Oh sweetie!" She held her daughter, who was perfectly fine, as close to her chest as possible. Cordelia hadn't even been bothered by the fact that a stranger was holding her moments ago. "Where did you find her?"

"She just appeared in my hands as I went to ring your doorbell."

The pizza boy seemed like he was afraid Regina was going to accuse him of kidnapping. "Thank you." A sigh escaped the Queens lips as she turned back into the house with Robin coming back down the stairs on the phone. "Tell Emma we found her. Neal thought he would be clever and send her to the delivery boy."

Robin smiled and relayed the message. Once off the phone he went to Regina and relieved her of their child to get a snuggle. Then he looked down to Neal, whom Snow was still scolding. "Eh don't be to hard on him. He was just a bit jealous of the attention." He got a look from Regina that could kill but it was followed by one of understanding. Coming down to the little boy's level he thought to introduce him to the new baby. "Prince Neal, this is your new friend Cordelia. Would you like a new friend?" The frown on Neal's small face began to fade as he nodded slowly. "Well we must keep her safe from now on so she can grow like you and play. Yes?" Again a nod. This one was accompanied by a small hand reaching to touch Cordelia's tummy. "Ba-by fen!" Neal shouted.

The adults in the room smiled at the interaction all tension gone. "Ummm, is someone going pay for this pizza?" They all looked to the innocent pizza boy and began a round of laughter.


That made me smile and I hope it made you too! All grammar/spelling mistakes are mine and I apologize. I try my best.

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