Sirius Black clutched a piece of parchment to his chest like his life depended on it. He sat on a neatly made bed (Remus's to be precise) waiting for his fellow dorm mates, excluding Frank, who should have been in Hufflepuff anyway, to arrive.

It took about two minutes before he got impatient and went looking for them himself. When he had made sure the common room was clear, he went to look for them in the kitchens. Mainly because it had been a whole 3 hours since he'd consumed something but largely because he knew that, with Remus's chocolate fetish and Peter's love of anything edible, it was a likely place for them to be

The House Elves , after feeding him 3 whole chocolate cakes, informed him that, no, his friends hadn't been there. A look of horror passed across the young boys handsome features as he realised that he had to go somewhere he had only been to once and, even though he was there for 6 and a half minutes, he never wanted to return.

The library

It was the place were fun went to die but he had to go in, for the sake of his friends. He entered, scanning the place so he could do a fast exit. He took a deep breath,

"REMUS, JAMES, PETER?"

"SHHH, this is a library. No talking." The librarian hissed at him

"You're talking." He reasoned with her, a cocky grin forming on his face

Why were libraries so quite anyway? He thought to himself, it made them ten times creepier.

"I am allowed to. I'm an adult." She glared at him, he face turning red.

"Well that's not very fair is it? You all try and teach us to be fair and nice together and to run slowly in a blossom field but you don't put those teachings into practice. It's not fair ,I tell you and I'm not standing for it. I'm going on strike and I'll..." He struggled to keep from laughing at the plum colour her face was developing.

"Just be leaving now."

Remus Lupin was standing with his arms crossed behind Sirius and he was doing something that made Sirius want to run away and hide under his bed. Remus John Lupin was giving him The Eyebrow. The Eyebrow was something that had developed in their first year. It could mean two things - I strongly disapprove of whatever it is you've just done and it's going to take a hell of a lot of chocolate for me not to give you the longest lecture ever- or even worse- I'm extremely disappointed in you. Either way it was best if you started apologising straight away.

"Remus you are 100% correct. We should leave right now."

"Alright." he sighed " To tell you the truth I'm a bit sick of Care Of Magical Creatures right now."

That's all Sirius needed to hear, he grabbed his friend and proceeded to push him out the library. Literally. Remus, believe it or not, was not that amused to find himself lying on the floor with an aching wrist.

"Let's find James and Peter." Sirius said stepping over Remus then helping him up," Where do you think they'll be ?"

Remus glared at him rubbing his wrist, "Have you tried the Quidditch pitch?"

"Not yet but I'll bet that's exactly where they are, you're a genius."

Remus and Sirius were often not found at the Quidditch pitch. Remus because he didn't do sport, full stop and Sirius because he was banned after the time he tied Snape's cloak, with Snape still inside, onto a broom and then enchanted it to go round and round for 6 hours.

James, however, loved Quidditch and was Chaser on Gryffindor team. Peter didn't really enjoy flying but liked watching the game and commentated for the school - something the other 3 boys were surprised at because Peter hated attention.

The two boys walked onto the pitch and looked up at the fast moving object that was James Potter. Sirius cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled:

"JAMES!"

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"POTTER."

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"PRONGS REMUS IS GIVING YOU THE EYEBROW!"

James Potter promptly flew back down and ran over to the other two boys.

"Why didn't you say so mate? I would've come down a lot sooner."

'Come on." Was all the young pureblood would reply.

He started jumping up and down excitedly while making his way over to Peter who was in the stands. James looked at Remus questioningly.

Remus shrugged, "Sugar high?"

When they had all met up, Sirius produced the parchment.

"Did you go through all that trouble just to show us a list?" Remus asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Read it my friend and you'll see that it was no trouble at all." was all Sirius would say


Dear Sirius, James, Remus and Paul Peter

We have decided that it's time you young whippersnappers did what's right. Below is a list of rules that we never checked off our list - The horror!

Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to break them all. Every single one. You see, we found this list when we were only wee little first years. It updates itself and, by that we mean, if a student does something and then gets punished for it, the list will display what it was they did.

Drive those teachers mad. We trust you will accept this. Live long and always remember never not prank,

Gideon and Fabian

(Ps. Don't commit murder and if you do, don't blame us)


It took 3 hours and a whole lot of chocolate before Remus agreed with the others.

Sirius smiled " Let's begin."


A/N- Hey, This is going to be a prank based story and I really love reader participation, so if you have an idea for a prank or an idea in general leave a Comment or send me a PM

Disclaimer - I solemnly swear that I do not own Harry Potter ( This goes for all future chapters )