Things not to do at Hogwarts
Steal the Marauders Map
Force Snape to wash his hair
Steal candy from Dumbledore
Insult Moaning Myrtle
Go into the shrieking shack on the night of a full moon
Fill the pumpkin juice with Veritaserum
Use the serious/Sirius joke
Teach Peeves any new pranks
Insult a Marauder
Steal confiscated Dung bombs
Then throw them into Snape's potion
Reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals Videos (A.N. I do not own)
Start singing songs from Grease when Snape enters a room
Bring the Dursleys
Mock McGonagall
Place a repelling charm around the Marauders so they can't get within 10 feet of each other
Place a sticking charm so that the Marauders and Snape have to be within 5 ft of each other. Make it last a few weeks.
Announce to the Slytherins that Voldemort is half blood
Call Snape Batman and ask him if the Bat cave is in the dungeons
Paint the other house's common rooms red and gold
Tell Dumbledore that they refuse to send him any more lemon drops
Charm the Sorting Hat to put Slytherins in Gryffindor and vise versa.
Ban James from going near Lilly for a week
Paint the all the brooms in the school pink with lime green polka dots
Create Muggle Karaoke Day
