Hey there fanfiction fans! Here's a new story for you while I'm taking a break from my other story. As usual, I don't own anything but my imagination and read and enjoy!
After a long day of riding in the jeep, fighting demons and listening to Gojyo and Goku bicker, Sanzo was looking forward to relaxing at the inn that the Sanzo party checked into. Too bad though, that they had to share the only room available. After they ate dinner and were fixing to go to sleep, Goku got an idea.
"Sanzo," the monkey started, "can you tell us a bed time story?"
"No." he answered.
"Please?" Goku begged.
"No. Now stop asking me!" Sanzo said getting irritated. All Sanzo wanted to do was to get some sleep, but it appeared that the Gods had other plans for him.
"Why a story would be something relaxing and it could get our minds off of the journey." Hakki said.
"Yeah, I want to hear a story too." Gojyo added.
"Come on Sanzo! Just one story! After that we can get some shut eye." Goku said in a begging position.
"Fine, Goku get up." Sanzo said clearly irritated at the fact that they wanted him to tell them a story. Which story can I tell? Sanzo thought, I know, I can tell them that one. With a scary smile, he got everyone to gather around him and to sit down.
"You want a story? Here you go. Back when I was living in the temple with my master, all the monks were taking a break and play truth or dare. It was my master's turn to go and he looked at me and asked 'Truth or Dare Kouryuu." Sanzo stopped to take a drag on his cigarette and looked to see that the other three were hanging onto his every word.
"Really Sanzo? You played Truth or Dare? I can't believe it." Gojyo said somewhat surprised.
"Yes, now shut up or I won't finish the story. Okay, I said dare and he came up with the most stupid thing ever for me to do."
"What did he make you do Sanzo?" asked Goku.
"He made me wear a bright pink kimono and act like a girl for the rest of the day."
"He WHAT?" Gojyo yelled while laughing. Goku was visualizing what Sanzo looked like in a bright pink kimono when Sanzo whipped out his paper fan and hit the two right on the tippy top of their heads.
"Now shut up or I'll kill you. I wasn't finished. Since it was now my turn, I did the same to my master."
"What, make him dress in the same kimono?" Gojyo asked.
"No, I made him dress like a monkey and to sing the witch doctor song every time someone came up to him. The end." Hakki, Goku and Gojyo starred at Sanzo for a few seconds before they busted out laughing.
"Really now Sanzo, did that really happened?" Hakki asked after calming down. "Yes it did, now go to sleep." Sanzo said somewhat irritated. He heard the others lie down where they were sleeping tonight. "Ok. Good night MISS Sanzo." Gojyo said.
BANG!
There you go! I hope that you guys like it! Reveiws are always welcome as long as it's creative critisim and as usual, flames will be used to bake cookies for Goku so he can stop complaining about food.
