Today is the big day! Gee and his latin lover Fronkeh Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez want to throw a party. But they start to fight and Fronkeh becomes a murderer. El Oh El.

Gee: lol Fronkeh I want to invite my bro Mike!

Fronkeh: Sure but wasn't his name Mikey?

Gee: No he's an adult now, his name is Mike!

Fronkeh: ahhhhhhh yeah, of course. Can I invite my homie Enrique? Enrique Iglesias?

Gee [starts to drool]: Oh fuck yeah. That little fag.

Fronkeh: HE IS NO FAG! I swear, he's straight!

Gee: r u fucking kidding me ? He tried to eat my penis last week when we had dinner with your latino-gang.

Fronkeh: hehe you mean Zayn Malik? We have to invite him!

Gee [spits coffee all over Fronkeh]: NO NO NO this is our anniversary, I fucking hate Zayn!

Fronkeh: pls don't talk like that. Zayn's nice.

Gee [starts to cry]: Nein nein nein he's not. I hate him! Zayn told me to go and fuck myself!

Fronkeh: So what? You did so, anyway! This is OUR anniversary, I want him here!

Gee: SO YOU CAN FUCK HIS CUTE BOYFRIEND, I KNOW, I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND HARRY!

Fronkeh: There's nothing between me and Harry!

Gee [burps]: DON'T LIE TO ME! YOU AND YOUR STUPID PENIS!

Fronkeh: NOBODY CALLS FRONKEH ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ' PENIS STUPID!

Gee [snorts]: well, but I do!

Fronkeh [laughs]: well, you did! MAY DEATH NEVER STOP ME !1

I'm not sure what happened next but Gee kind of disappeared. Fronkeh went back to Middle Earth and changed his name to Fronkeh Baggins.

THE END