The Blood Gulch Rap
Featuring Pvt. Lavernius Tucker, AKA Doctor Fuck
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My name is Private Tucker
And I'm one sexy motherfucker
And (assuming you find our canyon)
I'll be your very favorite lover
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How many women did I bang?
How many hearts have I made pang?
Let's just say, compared to me
Your love-life's circling the drain!
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Now here's one question for the ages
My little black book's got 10,000 pages
And if I had my way, I'd put every other man
In the world in steel-bar cages
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How many women did I bang?
How many hearts have I made pang?
Let's just say, compared to me
You're love-life's circling the drain!
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For your dumbass argument's sake
Let's say my claims are all fucking fake
But then just go ask Grif's smokin' sister
And she'll tell you I never took a break!
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How many women did I bang?
How many hearts have I made pang?
Let's just say, compared to me
You're love-life's circling the drain!
A/N: Yeah, I did NOT mean to write another of these, but this comes from needing to alleviate the mind-numbing tedium of summer school and consciously realizing that "Tucker" rhymes quite well with "Fucker". Again, this is for Gumby 1011 of The Freelancer Collaboration.
ADDENDUM: Sorry for the (-P-)'s that I now apparently have to use to indicate a blank line, but FFN's formatting is being a little bitch.
