Konnichi wa minna-chan! ^_^ This is the sequel to "Fangirls on Sugar," which is in the Lord of the
Rings section (and is not yet finished). You might want to read it before this, you don't need all
that much LoTR knowledge, but you don't have to. This is also the second part in the FOS saga. After
this comes "Harry Potter and the Overly Hyper Fangirls of DOOM." After that, I will be making
decisions based on which canons I have sufficient knowledge of.
I did say that you didn't need to read FOS to get this, but there are a few things you should
know...Rowan and Meg are me and my friend Sage Saria (who writes Yu-Gi-Oh fic, /plug). We are Very
Hyper Fangirls(tm). Hear us roar. Rarr. We were dragged into Middle-Earth (LoTR world) against our
will (long, long story) but since we were hyper at the time, we didn't really mind. We basically took
the part of a typical Mary Sue...just not quite. We eventually got out of Middle-Earth, and the next
day received a...job offer, for lack of a better word, to do the same thing in the Yu-Gi-Oh canon.
Feel sorry for poor Yugi-tachi.
For you non-Japanese-knowing peeps (if there are any), those little suffixes on the end of people's
names that Rowan and Meg use are Japanese. In Japan, you almost never address someone by just their
first name. -kun is generally how you address a boy your age or younger; -chan is a cutesy/hyper form
of -kun, although it's generally used girl-to-girl rather than girl-to-boy; -sama is how you would
address a lord, or someone you practically worship; and -tachi is literally tacking an "and friends"
onto the end. I think that's all the suffixes that are going to be used in this fic. Any and all
misuse of these suffixes are due to the sugar-induced insanity of Meg and Rowan.
One more thing: Rowan and Meg use Japanese and dubbed names interchangeably. The characters
themselves, however, are dubbed version, which means (among other things) that none of them speak
Japanese and that they don't answer to their Japanese names. Since both Meg and Rowan use Japanese
about as much as they use English (and they sometimes add in Italian or Spanish as well), this should
make things interesting. *evil laugh*
Let the insanity begin!
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Our story begins as Yugi and his friends are getting off the boat. Why? Because I said so. Now stop
asking so many questions. It makes the story run faster. Really it does.
As I said, our story begins at the beginning of the Duelist Kingdom arc. Yugi-tachi have just
departed the boat, and right off the bat they see two unfamiliar girls who weren't on the boat
standing inconspicuously on the dock. One is taller than the other, with short, almost aggressively
curly light brown hair; the shorter one has long, darker brown hair. Both are dressed casually in
jeans and a T-shirt.
As the unsuspecting vict- um, canon characters drew closer, they could hear the two girls talking.
"Lookie, Meg! Lookie! It's Yugi-tachi!" the shorter one said excitedly.
"Yugi-tachi! Squee!" the taller one replied almost perkily. The two girls skipped over to the small
group.
"Who are you?" Joey asked, with a mixture of confusion and suspicion. "You aren't one of Pegasus'
goons, are you"
"If we were one of Pegasus' goons, we would be wearing 'Minion of Pegasus' badges," the shorter one
said solemnly.
There was a moment of silence as Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea all blinked simultaneously. "Then who
are you?" Joey asked again.
"Your worst nightmare," the taller one said ominously, and giggled.
"Hiya Yugi-tachi!" the shorter one said perkily. "We're hyper fangirls, and we're going to take over
the world!"
The taller one looked at her. "We are?"
"No, sorry, BA-735 reflex."
"Nani?"
"Hikafic."
"Ooooh."
By now Yugi and co. were thoroughly confused.
"Anyways," the taller one continued, "we are hyper fangirls. That is all you need to know." She
scanned the group. "You don't meet up with Bakura till later, so I guess I'll have to settle for
Yugi."
"Bakura?!" Tea yelped. "You mean he's here?"
The taller one blinked. "Of- I mean-"
"Now that all those formalities are done with," Rowan interrupted hastily, "can you tell me where I
can find Seto Kaiba?"
"I can't believe you're actually looking for that bastard, Rowan," the taller one said. "For one
thing you've seen the show, you know where he is; for another, that teme-" she cut off with a snarl.
"I like him," the shorter one - Rowan - retorted. "He's way cool and he has a way cool theme. Pegasus
was so mean to him, he was only trying to save his nii-chan's soul-"
"And he's a mean bastard who called Joey a-" she cut off again abruptly with a significant look at
Yugi-tachi. "Classified, Rowan..."
"Oh. Right," Rowan said, sweatdropping. "Sowwy, Meg."
"So, Yugi-chan," Meg began, throwing her arm around Yugi's shoulders (or trying to, since Yugi was
only a little taller than her waist) "how's it been? Actually, no, don't answer that; I know that
already. How's Yami- no, you don't know about him yet..."
"Ask him if you can hug him and squeeze him and call him George," Rowan suggested.
"Why would I want to call him George?"
"Why not?"
"Otay!" She got down on her knees and posed as if proposing. "Yugi-chan, kawaii-est of the
kawaii...can I hug you and squeeze you and call you George?"
Yugi - and everyone else - were now past the point of sweatdropping, and were seriously considering
running far, far away. Before you ask, yes, this is perfectly normal for someone who has just met Meg
and Rowan for the first time. The only surprising thing is that they didn't run sooner.
However, since the rules of the fic prevent them from running away, all they could do was watch in
horror as their sanity was eroded away, like the Fellowship before them...
Erode erode erode...
_____________________
*sigh* Jounouchi-kun wa kawaii quando ha molto paura, vero?
*pause* That's scary. Two languages in one sentence, neither of them my first. Anyway, that
(loosely) translates to "Joey-kun is kyute when he's terrified, isn't he?"
neways...If you want more YGO insanity, go to my friend Sage Saria. She has...*counts on fingers* two
sillyfic and three serious fics in the Yu-Gi-Oh section, and several blooperfics in other fandoms that
never got removed.
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to the uber-spiffy Kazuki Takahashi, Warner Bros., and 4Kids
Entertainment.
ATTENTION: This is an alert going out through all of my fanfictions. We have written in
Fanfiction.net's oppression long enough. Soon we will break loose. I'm not talking petitions; for
one thing they have a tendency to get removed, and for another, I've never seen one of them work.
What I'm talking is on the order of a virtual protest rally. Starting Monday, November 25th, email
fanfiction.net asking for the following things:
-new sections for MSTs and lists
-a lift on the ban on blooperfics, challenges, and rants
-the ability to use the review system as a way to transmit information and requests
-the ability to post NC-17 fics
I believe the appropriate address to email is support@fanfiction.net. Email them no more frequently
than once every other day. Make sure to cite the concept of free speech on the Web, and their motto:
"Unleash your imagination and free your soul." If anyone asks who started it, tell them it was
Rini-chan.
Now go! Spread the word! Tell everyone! We will fight them on the review boards, in the author's
notes, in the inboxes! We will never surrender!
Rings section (and is not yet finished). You might want to read it before this, you don't need all
that much LoTR knowledge, but you don't have to. This is also the second part in the FOS saga. After
this comes "Harry Potter and the Overly Hyper Fangirls of DOOM." After that, I will be making
decisions based on which canons I have sufficient knowledge of.
I did say that you didn't need to read FOS to get this, but there are a few things you should
know...Rowan and Meg are me and my friend Sage Saria (who writes Yu-Gi-Oh fic, /plug). We are Very
Hyper Fangirls(tm). Hear us roar. Rarr. We were dragged into Middle-Earth (LoTR world) against our
will (long, long story) but since we were hyper at the time, we didn't really mind. We basically took
the part of a typical Mary Sue...just not quite. We eventually got out of Middle-Earth, and the next
day received a...job offer, for lack of a better word, to do the same thing in the Yu-Gi-Oh canon.
Feel sorry for poor Yugi-tachi.
For you non-Japanese-knowing peeps (if there are any), those little suffixes on the end of people's
names that Rowan and Meg use are Japanese. In Japan, you almost never address someone by just their
first name. -kun is generally how you address a boy your age or younger; -chan is a cutesy/hyper form
of -kun, although it's generally used girl-to-girl rather than girl-to-boy; -sama is how you would
address a lord, or someone you practically worship; and -tachi is literally tacking an "and friends"
onto the end. I think that's all the suffixes that are going to be used in this fic. Any and all
misuse of these suffixes are due to the sugar-induced insanity of Meg and Rowan.
One more thing: Rowan and Meg use Japanese and dubbed names interchangeably. The characters
themselves, however, are dubbed version, which means (among other things) that none of them speak
Japanese and that they don't answer to their Japanese names. Since both Meg and Rowan use Japanese
about as much as they use English (and they sometimes add in Italian or Spanish as well), this should
make things interesting. *evil laugh*
Let the insanity begin!
__________________________
Our story begins as Yugi and his friends are getting off the boat. Why? Because I said so. Now stop
asking so many questions. It makes the story run faster. Really it does.
As I said, our story begins at the beginning of the Duelist Kingdom arc. Yugi-tachi have just
departed the boat, and right off the bat they see two unfamiliar girls who weren't on the boat
standing inconspicuously on the dock. One is taller than the other, with short, almost aggressively
curly light brown hair; the shorter one has long, darker brown hair. Both are dressed casually in
jeans and a T-shirt.
As the unsuspecting vict- um, canon characters drew closer, they could hear the two girls talking.
"Lookie, Meg! Lookie! It's Yugi-tachi!" the shorter one said excitedly.
"Yugi-tachi! Squee!" the taller one replied almost perkily. The two girls skipped over to the small
group.
"Who are you?" Joey asked, with a mixture of confusion and suspicion. "You aren't one of Pegasus'
goons, are you"
"If we were one of Pegasus' goons, we would be wearing 'Minion of Pegasus' badges," the shorter one
said solemnly.
There was a moment of silence as Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea all blinked simultaneously. "Then who
are you?" Joey asked again.
"Your worst nightmare," the taller one said ominously, and giggled.
"Hiya Yugi-tachi!" the shorter one said perkily. "We're hyper fangirls, and we're going to take over
the world!"
The taller one looked at her. "We are?"
"No, sorry, BA-735 reflex."
"Nani?"
"Hikafic."
"Ooooh."
By now Yugi and co. were thoroughly confused.
"Anyways," the taller one continued, "we are hyper fangirls. That is all you need to know." She
scanned the group. "You don't meet up with Bakura till later, so I guess I'll have to settle for
Yugi."
"Bakura?!" Tea yelped. "You mean he's here?"
The taller one blinked. "Of- I mean-"
"Now that all those formalities are done with," Rowan interrupted hastily, "can you tell me where I
can find Seto Kaiba?"
"I can't believe you're actually looking for that bastard, Rowan," the taller one said. "For one
thing you've seen the show, you know where he is; for another, that teme-" she cut off with a snarl.
"I like him," the shorter one - Rowan - retorted. "He's way cool and he has a way cool theme. Pegasus
was so mean to him, he was only trying to save his nii-chan's soul-"
"And he's a mean bastard who called Joey a-" she cut off again abruptly with a significant look at
Yugi-tachi. "Classified, Rowan..."
"Oh. Right," Rowan said, sweatdropping. "Sowwy, Meg."
"So, Yugi-chan," Meg began, throwing her arm around Yugi's shoulders (or trying to, since Yugi was
only a little taller than her waist) "how's it been? Actually, no, don't answer that; I know that
already. How's Yami- no, you don't know about him yet..."
"Ask him if you can hug him and squeeze him and call him George," Rowan suggested.
"Why would I want to call him George?"
"Why not?"
"Otay!" She got down on her knees and posed as if proposing. "Yugi-chan, kawaii-est of the
kawaii...can I hug you and squeeze you and call you George?"
Yugi - and everyone else - were now past the point of sweatdropping, and were seriously considering
running far, far away. Before you ask, yes, this is perfectly normal for someone who has just met Meg
and Rowan for the first time. The only surprising thing is that they didn't run sooner.
However, since the rules of the fic prevent them from running away, all they could do was watch in
horror as their sanity was eroded away, like the Fellowship before them...
Erode erode erode...
_____________________
*sigh* Jounouchi-kun wa kawaii quando ha molto paura, vero?
*pause* That's scary. Two languages in one sentence, neither of them my first. Anyway, that
(loosely) translates to "Joey-kun is kyute when he's terrified, isn't he?"
neways...If you want more YGO insanity, go to my friend Sage Saria. She has...*counts on fingers* two
sillyfic and three serious fics in the Yu-Gi-Oh section, and several blooperfics in other fandoms that
never got removed.
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to the uber-spiffy Kazuki Takahashi, Warner Bros., and 4Kids
Entertainment.
ATTENTION: This is an alert going out through all of my fanfictions. We have written in
Fanfiction.net's oppression long enough. Soon we will break loose. I'm not talking petitions; for
one thing they have a tendency to get removed, and for another, I've never seen one of them work.
What I'm talking is on the order of a virtual protest rally. Starting Monday, November 25th, email
fanfiction.net asking for the following things:
-new sections for MSTs and lists
-a lift on the ban on blooperfics, challenges, and rants
-the ability to use the review system as a way to transmit information and requests
-the ability to post NC-17 fics
I believe the appropriate address to email is support@fanfiction.net. Email them no more frequently
than once every other day. Make sure to cite the concept of free speech on the Web, and their motto:
"Unleash your imagination and free your soul." If anyone asks who started it, tell them it was
Rini-chan.
Now go! Spread the word! Tell everyone! We will fight them on the review boards, in the author's
notes, in the inboxes! We will never surrender!
