It was a dry early morning in the Hogwarts potions class. Harry Potter was give the testicles of a desert fox imported from Ghana to see what kind of magical potions he could create. "Oh Harry" said the teacher, who was now already brewing the fox balls in a odd looking container, "don't you start playing with those balls like you do with Ron's". Just then a noise was heard from the outside of the door. "Armed police, get down to the ground with your hands behind your head". "Oh shit", said Harry as the other classmates obeyed the armed police, who were now entering into the room, with weapons drawn. Suddenly Harry Potter drew his wand and triumphantly shouted "expelliarmus" towards the armed police. A twirling magical beam shot into one of the armed police and knocked him down. In the midst of this heated moment armed police opened fire on Harry with their G-36 assault rifles. Harry was hit in the arm, chest and head multiple times resulting in a fractured humerus and a punctured windpipe resulting in death by asphyxiation.
