YAY! new fiction.
this one was written by both Hannah and Emily.
:D
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Bill and Tom Kaulitz had just gotten home from a long European tour.
Tom was currently sitting on the couch staring off into space; Bill sat next to him, watching as he did nothing.
"I think I am gonna call Andi." Bill said, he was always on the phone.
"Okay…tell him I said hi." Tom said.
Bill smiled at his mother who was standing in the doorway watching her boys and flipped opened his sidekick.
Bill hit speed dial and waited.
The phone rang and picked up.
There was the sound of a loud TV in the back ground and some yelling.
"Nena's Pizzeria! Can I offer you a Sammy Deluxe special? Light cheese and extra pepper for twice the price?" a female voice asked very fast.
"Is – " Bill started but was cut off.
"OR! WE HAVE CHICKEN WINGS! WITH EXTRA BBQ SAUCE!" She laughed giddily.
"Hannah! Wer ist es?" Bill heard Andi's voice call in the background.
"WELL I DON'T KNOW! I HAVEN'T ASKED YET! GOD ANDREAS! I HAVEN'T EVEN FINNISHED TELLING THE DUDE OUR SPECIALS!" she yelled back…in English. "ANY WAY! OR WE HAVE HOT DOGS – YEAH! HOT DOGS! I MEAN HOW WEIRD IS THAT AT A PIZZA PLACE? FOR OUR PIZZA'S THE TOPPINGS INCLUDE AND ARE NOT LIMITED TO – ANCHOVIES, PEPPEROINI, FISH STICKS – WHATEVER THAT GERMAN….SOUR KROUT! THAT'S THE NAME OF THAT STUFF! ONIONS, GEORG LISTINGS UNDERHOSEN. … Which are hunkly delicious. But not as tasty as Bill's black ones. Yuumm…..now we don't normally serve cheese…but if you're cute we can add some in – "
Bill was laughing silently.
" – HAM! ALMONDS, CAJON PAWN, BABY LEEKS – "
"Eww…" Bill said.
"I know right…Oh my god I am turning into my sister…" He could hear the fear in her voice.
"ANY WAY! SINCE YOU SOUND REALLLLYYYY HOT I WILL THROW IN SOME CHEESE, WE HAVE BLUE CHEESE, BRIE, CAMEBERT, CHEDAR, COLBY, FETA, GOAT CHEEESE, GORGONZOLA, LIMBURGUER, MANCHEGO, MONTEREY JACK, MOZZARELLA, MUENSTER, PARMESAN, PORT DE SALUT – and might I add these are all in Alphabetical order – PROVOLONE, RICOTA, ROMANO, rooqu-roque-fort…how ever you say that – SMOKED GOUDA –"
Bill was half way do hysterics.
This girl was funny.
"Oh mein Gott, was der heutige Stand?" Bill heard Andreas in the back ground.
"Wir sprechen nicht Deutsch." The girl on the other line said " – GERMAN CHEESES! BAVARIA BLU, CAMBOZOLA, HARZER CHEESE, HANDKASE, HIRTENKASE, LIMBURGUR CHEESE, ROM –"
"WHAT IS THE FREAKING DATE?" Bill heard Andi yell.
"It's the twenty third." A soft spoken voice said in the background.
"GIB MIR DAS TELEFON SIE FUCKING AMERICAN NUISANCE EINES TEUFEL KIND." Bill heard Andreas roar.
"I have no clue what you said it had the word Fucking and telephone in it so I have a feeling you
"Even though I cussed at me and said to give you the phone! WHICH I WILL NOT DO BECAUSE THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE AND I ARE HAVING A FANTSTIC CONVERSATION – aren't we?"
"Yes. We are." Bill laughed.
"GIVE ME THE PHONE!" Andreas roared.
"ON BEHALF OF MY FALLEN BROTHERS THAT WERE KILLED BY GERMAN ASSHOLES LIKE YOU DURING WORLD WAR TWO, I CAN TRUTHFULLY SAY….NNNNNEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVERRRRRRRR!" the girl screamed.
There was the sound of running and some sort of crash.
Tom was looking at Bill with a confused look as he bent over at the middle, laughing.
"COME HERE YOU LITTLE TWAT OR I WILL TEAR APART YOUR JOAN JETT PILLOW!" Andreas yelled.
There was a gasping sound. "YOU WOULD NEVER!"
"I WOULD! TRY ME!"
"YOU PERVERT! YOU GRABBED MY ASS! EMILY! HELP A SISTER OUT HERE?"
"I won't. You're the one that was being a spaz." The soft spoken voice said.
"FAT LOT OF GOOD YOU ARE – OWW! YOU BASTARD! YOU BIT ME!"
"Hello?" Andrea's breathless voice asked.
"GIVE ME THE PHONE BACK YOU GIRLY MAN BITCH!" the girl scrammed.
"Hi...It's Bill." He stated.
"Yeah I know. Hold on."
There was a crash and the sound of running, and then a door slamming.
"What the hell was that?" Bill asked laughing.
"My stepsister."
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To be continued.
