This story actually has a story behind it! I was at school and there was a lockdown. I was being silly and I thought, 'What if France was here?' Then he would have been the source of the lockdown! Can't you imagine it? The school is now in lockdown because there is a pervert running amuck. So I've had the idea in my head for a while and finally I got the chance to write it down. I've got another one-shot coming up for this story and I'm working on some other stories so all of you be patient, ya hear? Enjoy!
"T-The school is now in lock down," the stuttering voice that belonged to Latvia was heard over the PA and it sent the students into an excited frenzy. The school had never been in lock down before, with such powerful countries inside, you'd have to be crazy to attack it. Then again there were a lot of crazy people in this world. England calmly stood up and sat against the wall as instructed. The teacher locked the door and then walked back to her desk.
The class wasn't really panicked they were just chatting excitedly, glad to have a break from schoolwork. England mostly spaced out but he heard random bits of conversations here and there. "…hipster pink. Romania will be, like, so jealous!" That was Poland, who for some reason talked like a valley girl. England had once formed and alliance with him but that had turned out to be completely useless. "…Nein! You can't go make pasta, we're in the middle of a lockdown! Don't you remember our training?" That was Germany obviously addressing his friend Italy.
Then there was a banging at the door. The whole class jumped. The teacher looked through the small window in the door. She sighed. "Everyone relax we're only in lockdown because of these morons," she opened the door and France, Prussia, and Spain rushed in. Their ties were hanging loosely around their necks and their uniforms were creased and wrinkled. They were, of course, all drunk. They all sat down at their desks. Spain promptly fell asleep and France looked around, "Why is everyone against the wall? Is there something wrong?"
The teacher smacked her hand on Prussia's desk which woke up Spain, "What are you idiots thinking? First of all you come to school incredibly late! Then you're drunk which is illegal. You guys aren't adults all on your own. YOU ARE STUDENTS! And you're going to get expelled!" Prussia shakily stood up, "Calm down Hungary! Everything will be fine! We won't get caught." His legs failed him and he fell back into his seat. Hungary produced her pan and gave all three of them a smack, "How can you say that when you put the school in LOCKDOWN?" Spain laughed, "Hey France! Remember when that bartender kicked him out of the bar so we-" Hungary was really pissed now, "You will NOT reminisce about those 'crazy nights' of drunkenness! You will go to the office. NOW!"
France, Prussia, and Spain leaned on each other and slowly walked down to the office. "Hey guys? How badly-hic-do you think he'll beat us this time?" Spain was obviously talking about Russia. He was the person that took care of students that had to be disciplined. He was a student, of course, but he was perfect for the job. So along with taking his classes he often stayed after school for 'detention' duty. "S-Should we take off?" Prussia said almost falling over. "Non! We're-hic-We're countries! We-hic-we can handle this! We've hand-hic-handled it every other time!" This was said by France who was the drunkest of them all. He seemed to remember something for he said, "Aah I -hic-forgot to say hello to Angleterre! I'll have to -hic- I'll have to give him more of my -hic- my l'amour to make up!" Prussia laughed, "He'll -hic- he'll love that!" They continued down the hall and soon reached the office.
They were met with Estonia. "De-hic-Detention," Prussia began laughing wildly. He sobered up and grabbed Estonia's collar, "You-hic-you have to help us! Russia -hic- He's gonna kill us! I'm too -hic- too awesome to die!" Estonia removed himself from Prussia's grasp and wrote down their names. "I'm sorry but I can't help you now," and pointed them down the hall, to their doom.
Lithuania approached, he had been hiding in the corner hoping they wouldn't see him, "How bad is it this time?" Estonia adjusted his glasses, "They're more drunk than usual and they succeeded in putting the school in lockdown. They should be proud." Estonia logged onto the computer and entered another detention on France's, Prussia's, and Spain's permanent record.
Latvia was happily filing student grades. "You're in a good mood Latvia. Did something happen?" Lithuania smiled, pleased to see his friend so happy. "I was thinking. If Russia is punishing all the students then maybe he'll be less violent to us!" Latvia continued filing, but not for long. "What was that Latvia? I'm not violent to you guys, da?" Russia turned to Lithuania, "Lithuania, do you think I'm violent?" Lithuania shook his head and, out of his peripheral vision, saw that Latvia was frozen. Russia placed his hand on Latvia's head; he began pushing downward, "See? Lithuania does not think I am violent!" He kept pushing for a few moments and then checked his watch, "Aah I should go now. It was France, Prussia, and Spain again, da?" Estonia nodded. Russia retreated down the hall. "Latvia, you should watch what you say especially if there's even a slight chance that Russia can hear you," Estonia shook his head.
Meanwhile France, Prussia and Spain were waiting for Russia to arrive. They were sitting at the only table in the room. There were five chairs at the table. They were old and some of them looked about ready to collapse. The room had a door and a lamp in the corner. There were no windows.
"When is he getting here? I cannot wait forever you know," the alcohol was wearing off and France was getting impatient. "You won't be waiting much longer, kol kol kol kol kol," Russia had arrived and he was cracking his knuckles. "So, you guys came to school drunk again, da?" France and Prussia jumped; Spain had fallen asleep again. "And if I remember you were also very late. You'll never learn anything if you're late and it's important to learn, da?" France and Prussia nodded, "Then why don't you wake Spain and I can give the three of you a lesson. Since learning is so important." "Spain, time to wake up," Prussia kicked him. Spain shot up, "Oh, hello Russia! H-How are you doing today?" He was trying to be his usual self, but with his massive hangover and the promise of being beating it was pretty difficult. "I'm very well! In fact I'm feeling very strong today! That's nice, da?" Russia continued kolling (koling?) as he steadily approached them. His tall shadow fell over the three and they cowered in fear.
