Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the clothes on my back and the $40 in my bank account. So please don't sue me.

Recycling the Muses

Tired of your old muses? Want to give them those in need? Then bring them in The Muse Recycling Center. We spiffy them up and sell, or in some cases, donate muses to the poor unfortunate souls of the Fanfiction Realm who are doing without. Oh, and if you donate a Jericho muse, we must insist that he at least be shaved. We don't want to be mistaken for an animal shelter by having a goat man here. So if your muses aren't working like they used to, or you are just damn sick of them, drop them by. Please fill out this form so we know who to thank, or who to come after if their muse tries for something like World Domination.

Muse Name:

Attributes:

Annoying Habits:

Defective (yes or no):

Miscellaneous:

And remember, all muses will be de-loused, kept in their own little kennels, and taken for walks everyday. The Humane Society makes regular checks on the general health and well being of the muses. And we do background checks to see if the muse and author are right for each other. Returns will be gone over by me, for damage, and all decisions are final. Thanks and enjoy