Title: Lunch Anyone ?
Author: Nemainofthewater
Warning: A bit blasphemous. Sequel to coffee break.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize.
It was a dark and stormy night when Lucifer perfected his evil plan.
Well, actually it was quite nice to begin with, but Lucifer, seeing this, whipped up a storm to create the right sort of atmosphere.
After all, you couldn't finish a perfectly good evil plan without a dramatic storm. It just wasn't right.
Lucifer took his evil blueprints out of his evil lair and spread his evil wings.
He was particularly proud of his latest evil plan. He was sure that this one would cause twice as much chaos among men than anyone else's.
You see, Lucifer had Fallen. He and his friends had been partying after the Earth had been finished despite the lack of God, and he had tripped over a loose stone.
He had then Fallen out of Heaven and onto Earth, and the goody-goody angel at the gates had refused to let him back in.
So he had sworn eternal vengeance, and had started to form evil plans to get humans into his new bachelor pad that he had called Hell.
Why, you may ask. Well the answer was that he was a bit lonely and bored all on his own, and he had found that the best cure for loneliness and boredom was to torture or tempt a few human souls.
This new plan would be the despair of all humans.
Lucifer entered his newly bought shop and looked around.
He gestured and lo, there was annoying music on continuous repeat, a staff that seemed abnormally cheerful when serving, a greasy kitchen complete with a chef who dropped hair everywhere and a weird clown who stares at you while you eat.
And then he opened the shop. Millions of humans rushed in immediately.
Lucifer gave one last trademark evil villain laugh, and disappeared, leaving the humans with the punishment he had devised for then.
And the humans kept rushing in to the place that was Lucifer's punishment to all Earth, MacDonalds.
