Inspired by Riz-I 'workplace?' It's an awesome fic! Credit goes to her & naruto:D cause they're both awesome-er than me T^T sad to say.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the idea of the messages
So far the pairings are not very clear and anything can happen, depending on your reviews of course^^
Warning: Not yet but later chapters might contain Yaoi and ratings might change. So… homophobes, I'll advise you not to read this.
Now that that's over, I present to you 'Akatsuki Agency'
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Sasori was mad. No he wasn't just mad, he was furious. Where the hell was Dei?! Sighing and feeling frustrated, he turned to face his computer and slammed his fingers on the keyboard typing rapidly.
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To: Deidara
Subject: If you would…
Excuse me, may I remind you that you are late? And not just late you are 20 MINUTES LATE?! .... I waited, don't you DARE say I didn't. Plus, if the report doesn't get edited and sent by me soon, Pein's gonna have my head rolling on the streets. I'll give you TEN seconds brat, or I won't be the only one dead by the end of the day.
Sasori___________________________________________________________________
To: Sasori
Subject: can you please
Be more patient? Your precious report was done long ago Danna, and I would have reached the company by now but I'm still creating a little present for Itachi un. As you know art cannot be rushed and I'm certain this one will blow him away! That'll show him not to mess with me, un.
Deidara un_______________________________________________________________
To: Deidara
Subject: …
Send in the report. NOW. And don't bother coming. Or the nail will go through your head instead of your vodoo's head.
Sasori___________________________________________________________________
To: Sasori
Subject: Does that mean
I get the day off un? You're the best un! Oh and uh… it'll take awhile cause I uh…lost the file he he un…^^\\
Deidara un_______________________________________________________________
To: Hidan
Subject: what have you?
Been teaching Sasori? How could you taint such a cute little puppeteer? I'm appalled at how you have successfully dirtied his vocabulary. Truly I am.
Kakuzu_________________________________________________________________
To: Kakuzu
Subject: Why me?
I swear I had nothing to do with it. And if you ask me I can asure you he's known the language all along. Just look at the way it flows out of his mouth! And pu-lease I wa~ay hotter than him so why don't you open your eyes and admit that I'm awesome. (See? I didn't even say one swear word in this message.)
Hidan___________________________________________________________________
To: Hidan
Subject: right…….
I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that the boss installed a profanity filter in your computer eh?
P.S.
It'll cost you $10 for me to say that you're awesome
Kakuzu_________________________________________________________________
To: Kakuzu
Subject: Blame
It on that Konan beach for reporting to that fringing Pein that she couldn't forking read my report cause of 22 forking words! Jesus! Are you free for lunch?
Hidan
To: Hidan
Subject: Lunch
Only if you're paying.
Kakuzu_________________________________________________________________
To: Deidara
Subject: sasori
What did you do to make him so angry? Pein is getting a headache and I can't even hear myself talk! Wait, why aren't you here yet? You're late. Well I expect you to be here ASAP.
Konan__________________________________________________________________
To: Konan
Subject: But
Danna said that I could have the day off with my beautiful masterpiece if I sent him the file un and I think I finally found it un!
Deidara un
To: Sasori
Subject: Here you go un.
File no 1635\ununun\.
Deidara un_______________________________________________________________
To: Deidara
Subject: you
Suck.
Sasori___________________________________________________________________
To: Sasori
Subject: Danna
So mean. T^T ah, and Konan says that I have to come Looks like I won't be getting the day off after all un.
Deidara un_______________________________________________________________
To: Konan
Subject: Burn
In hell. Why did you ask that brat to come?! Do I have to personally get Hidan's dictionary and translate what I have to say to you? He kept me waiting for nearly half an hour woman! And if you excuse me, I can finally start on the editing part!
Sasori___________________________________________________________________
To: Pein
Subject: apologies
This is the report that you have requested. Deidara had just sent it to me. I hope that you will come to forgive my tardiness but I had finished it as quickly as possible. I also apologize for the language I had used before.
Sasori
To: Pein
Subject: Sasori
Has issues. Should I call for a psychologist?
Konan__________________________________________________________________
To: Konan
Subject: I know
He typed an apology note for being 2 minutes late from meeting the deadline of a report… call in a shrink. And come to my office during lunch.
Pein____________________________________________________________________
To: Pein
Subject: what do you have in mind?
Is there a need to bring anything?
Konan__________________________________________________________________
To: Konan
Subject: nope
Just yourself. And I also have some other issues to discus with you.
Pein____________________________________________________________________
To: Pein
Subject: oh
Ok.
Konan__________________________________________________________________
Meanwhile, Deidara had just arrived at the Agency and was panting slightly BANG "hello, un!" Kisame, who was taking a break (not sleeping) peeled open his right eye and grumbled, "Geezes Dei, why do ya always have to make such a loud entrance dammit?" Deidara glared at Kisame. "Well I'm soooo~ sorry to be interrupting your beauty sleep… hey I was wondering, could you please pass this little present for Itachi?" Kisame eyed the package wearily, "I thought you hated Tachi?" Deidara lowered his gaze and started fiddling with his thumb, "It's my way of saying sorry un. I shouldn't have been so mean to him un…" Kisame narrowed his eyes an said, "Right…… I'll, see what I can do…"
"Oh thank you un!" Deidara cried and gave Kisame a crushing hug. "Uh… sorry but I don't swing that way." "That's okay un! I'm just glad he will be able to receive my peace offering un, nothing makes an artist happier that having someone admire his masterpiece! I will be such a blast!" Deidara squealed. "Now I'll have to go and apologize to danna, un." And he skipped happily off to the proof-reading section. Kisame shook his head and sighed.
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To: Sasori
Subject: Heads up
We have a bomber looking far 'Danna-san'
Kisame_________________________________________________________________
To; Kisame
Subject: I know
Heard him the first time around. I have already called the repair man, he will be arriving in 2 hours time.
Sasori___________________________________________________________________
"Danna-san! I'm sorry un!" Deidara exclaimed, "will you forgive me?" Sasori took one look of Deidara's face which was still somewhat flushed from running up 4 flights of stairs and turned away. "Just…go wash your face and get back to work…don't do it again" he mumbled, murderous intent long gone, trying to fight down the blush that was surfacing. "Yay! " Deidara squealed and enveloped Sasori in a smothering hug, oblivious of how the other's heartbeat sped up and beat erratically. After three seemingly antagonizing seconds, Deidara finally let go of Sasori and ran off to the toilet. Sasori slumped back in his chair and tried to take steady breaths. What…what was that?
Tbc
So, did you like it? This is kinda like my first fanfic so yea… I'm very happy for those of you who have managed to read it till the end and pardon any mistakes I've made…Thank you for reading my story and don't forget to check out Riz-I's 'workplace?'! Comments and flames are both accepted:D I would like to improve and one day write as awesomely as some of you!
