It was a swell night in Bikini Bottom. Both having ear for Classical Sea music, best friends Squidward Tentacles and the grown SpongeBob SquarePants were set to attend the IV symphony in name of Squiliam Fancyson.

SpongeBob was in his pineapple freshening up and bathing himself over and over. For, there was this beautiful crab lady by the name of Sylvia who had gotten his interest. SquarePants surely wanted to impress Syl. He adorned himself in a lavish black tuxedo, a bedazzling new wristwatch and a sleek new haircut. It wasnt really a haircut, because SpongeBob did not have hair. But he borrowed a grey curly wig from his neighbor Frank; and looking as handsome as SpongeBob did tonite, he was sure to impress a a lot more than just Sylvia.

On Squidward's end–dressing up was easy. He came from a prominent family who always dressed with prestige and class. Squidward knew the best combination of coats and ties. Fashion aside, however, this night was his night. The symphony would be a feel-good ambient ceremony with heartfelt music arrangements and a moving audience. Squidward couldn't miss this for anything and also had a part at the very end for closing. As he waited on SpongeBob to finish getting dressed, Tentacles rehearsed his miniature music notes with finesse. One thing Squidward had forgotten, however, was his date with Jimmy Neutron for a dinosaur exhibit lengthy symposium. Tentacles had every reason to forgot the event though, for it had been set 3 months in advance.

By the time of the symphony, Squidward had waited at his neighbor's door to pick him up. "Spongie, you there? I'd hesitate to be rude...but the symphony's the thing."

"Why, certainly my good friend."

SpongeBob stepped out of his house looking amazingly well. The scent of his coconut cologne filled about the ocean air.

"Why, must I remark that you are incredibly handsome." voiced Squidward.

"Ditto."