My Series
Merton's Gothic Gal
A/N Ok so this is my first actual fan fiction that I have put into writing so please do not be harsh.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Big Wolf on Campus, except my characters.
Scene: Merton's Apartment (Red walls, black shining tile floor, all items and accessories from the lair arranged around the room, not to mention Rasputin slithering around)
(Merton is surfing the internet when coming across a Gothic Blog similar to his own.)
Merton: Whoa I've never seen this one before?!
(Scene switches back and forth between the person on the other end of the computer and Merton.)
Person: (Girl's Voice) Yes, my first visitor.
(Merton and person talk back and forth)
Conversation:
LairLion: So my name is Merton and, I have been searching the internet for a site like this forever, why haven't I found this before?
GothicGal: Oh well my name is Loraine, and I just started this site. You are actually my first visitor.
LairLion: Lucky me! Ok I know this sounds cliché but I feel like I know you.
GothicGal: I feel the same way.
LairLion: You don't happen to live anywhere near Pleasantville do you?
GothicGal: Are you serious, I have lived there my whole life?
LairLion: Wow, me too.
GothicGal: You don't happen to know where the park is. Do you?
LairLion: Absolutely. Meet me there Saturday at 6?
GothicGal: Can't wait!
GothicGal has signed off.
LairLion has signed off.
Scene: Next Day at Merton's Apartment.
(Tommy and Merton are playing video games.)
Merton: Tommy you will never guess what I did last night.
Tommy: Dude what you do at night is none of my business.
Merton: (rolls his eyes) No Tommy, I met someone, a girl someone.
Tommy: Really, what does she look like?
Merton: Well, (stutters) She…uhhm…she well, you know tall thin and beautiful.
Tommy: You have absolutely no idea what she looks like do you?
Merton: Not one. (sighs and drops game controller)
Tommy: Well for the sake of you and all human kind, let's hope she looks nothing like Vlud.
Merton: Hey watch your mouth. Vlud was a beautiful woman that I would have liked to spend the rest of my life with.
Tommy: (laughs under his breath) Whatever dude. You go for it then.
Scene: The Park
(Merton is holding an extremely large sign that says "Loraine" and is talking to himself.)
Merton: I wonder where she is, I am so nervous I could cry.
(Loraine approaches Merton slowly.)
Loraine: Hello there, you must be Merton.
Merton: It depends, are you Loraine?
Loraine: Yes I am.
Merton: Well then, yes I am Merton.
Scene: Gothic Greg's Salad Emporium.
Loraine: Merton, you're a great guy.
Merton: Thanks, You're not so bad yourself.
Loraine: Oh stop, you're embarrassing me.
Merton: Ok.
Loraine: But… I?
(Merton looks down at his watch in a nervous manner)
Merton: (says in a lying voice) Uh…I have to go. I have to meet someone.
(Merton runs to the hearse)
Loraine: bye?!
Scene: Loraine's Apartment
(Loraine is writing in her diary.)
Dear Diary,
I met this incredible guy today. He is everything I expected a guy to be like. Well for a first date he is. He is like a god. He is goth and he drives a hearse.
Scene: Merton's Apartment
(Merton is blogging)
Merton's Gothic Blog
Ok my fans! Today I met this amazing girl. Her name is Loraine and she is all human this time. She is nothing like Cassandra, or Vlud, or any of my other psycho girlfriends.
Scene: Next Day, Merton's Apartment.
(Merton is pacing back and forth.)
Tommy: Dude, could you like stop. You are seriously blocking the television.
Merton: I have to call her.
Tommy: Then do it.
Merton: I can't. It has only been 24 hours. You must wait at least 32 hours before calling.
Tommy: Merton have you been reading those stupid chick magazines again?
Merton: No, but those shoes do not go with your eyes. (pauses and looks confused) What am I saying?
(Merton starts pacing again.)
Tommy: (nervously and awkwardly) Ok man, I am going to leave now. (Backs off screen slowly.)
Merton: (Doesn't realize that Tommy has left.) I need to call her, but maybe she'll think I'm too clingy. But, if I don't she might think I'm backing off. Tommy what do you think? (turns around to an empty room)
Merton: Tommy…Tommy? Where did you go?
Scene: Loraine's Apartment
(Loraine and her best friend Charlie (Charlotte) are talking.)
Loraine: What am I going to do?
Charlie: I have no idea, maybe you should call him.
Loraine: I don't know. Wait, isn't he supposed to call me?
Charlie: Oh for the love of God, just call him, if you are really interested, you need to let him know.
Loraine: (angrily) Fine.
(Loraine reaches for the phone when it rings)
Loraine: Hello?
Merton: Loraine?
Loraine: Merton?
Merton: Loraine?
Loraine: Merton?
Merton: Huh?
Loraine: What?
Merton: (laughs) Hi. Do you want to go to dinner tonight?
Loraine: Sure, I'd love to, but could you hold on for like one second.
Merton: Sure.
Loraine: (phone against her chest) Charlie, I can't go to the Gothic Convention tonight. I have a date.
Charlie: (upset) But, We've had tickets for months! Wow you must really like this guy.
Scene: Mandonabae's Restaurant
Loraine: Merton this is great.
Merton: (Gazing out Loraine) Oh yes you are. (Sits up and realizes what he just said.) Uh…I mean yes it is.
Loraine: Are you finished?
Merton: Yeah. Waiter, check please. (Gestures at waiter to bring the check.)
Waiter: Yes sir.
(Merton and Loraine are now in Merton's hearse.)
Loraine: Merton, I had a great time tonight.
Merton: Me too.
(Merton and Loraine spend the rest of the car ride in silence holding hands.)
Scene: Loraine's Door
Loraine: (shy) Well goodbye
Merton: How about a goodbye kiss?
(Merton gives Loraine a kiss on the cheek, and Loraine blushes.)
(Merton turns and starts down the walkway, Loraine follows him with her eyes until he gets into the hearse and drives into the night.)
