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Prompt: #99 Alcohol
Kaylee had made more wine. Strawberry flavored. It was her favorite. Since her last batch went so well, she figured that she'd make it a bit stronger.
It ended up a little too strong.
After just one glass of it, River was runnin' around the ship, buck naked, throwing their jacks all over the place. She was singin' in some language that Kaylee'd never heard before.
Simon was sittin' at the table, glass in hand, sobbing to Book about his mei mei's poor manners and how unfair life was. Book slept right through it all.
Zoe was laughing aloud at the cap'n's drunken war songs. She would correct him on the words ev'ry now and then, all the while hiccuping. Wash tried to sing along, but ended up makin' his own lyrics 'bout zoo animals and dinosaurs.
Inara was trying to keep her composure an' walk back to her bunk. Poor woman kept runnin' into walls and blaming the cap'n for moving 'em.
Even Jayne, a man who could hold his drinks, was wasted. He had already kissed her twice an' made a grab at her chest. Now he was chasin' naked River around, demanding a feel 'cuz she was "bein' a gorram tease."
Kaylee just sat down an' poured herself a glass. It weren't no fun being sober while all your friends were drunk.
'Sides, Simon was all loose now.
