This story will be one of my best yet! Since so many other awesome writers have ways to annoy stories I thought to myself hey why don't I write a how to be friends with story? I mean everyone needs a friend. Don't they?

Dimentio: This is a bad idea.

Starlight: Why?

Dimentio: I don't like you. Nor anyone else.

Mimi: Don't be so mean Dimentio. She just wants to be nice to you, not annoy you.

Count Bleck: You will be nice to her commanded Count Bleck.

Starlight: Why do you talk in third person?

Nastasia: I do not know.

Count Bleck: *leaves silently*

Dimentio: I thought this was about me. *pouts*

Starlight: Too bad. *smiles* In the story my name will be Star.


At Castle of Count Bleck...

"Bowser, thanks for finally agreeing to carry my things here.", Star said. Bowser was carrying her two suitcases, electronics (wii, laptop, and xbox), and Pikachu 3ft wall poster.

"Did you have to threaten the Koopalings? I would of agreed anyway.", Bowser muttered. Star had stormed into his castle, defeated all of the guards, and held the Koopalings at gunpoint. Bowser grudgingly agreed after also threating his life.

"Had I not, you would have kicked me out as soon I entered. And besides, I like to torture you.", Star explained. Bowser nodded as they reached Castle Bleck. Star pulled out a piece of paper and started to read it aloud.

"Step 1, get Bowser to carry my things. Check. Step 2, reach Castle Bleck. Check. Step 3, get into the Castle as a maid and make friends with Dimentio.", she said. Then she reached forward and knocked on the door to receive entry. A lady with purple hair opened the door.

"May I help you young lady?", the lady asked. Star pulled a sad face on the lady.

"Please ma'am. I need a room and job. I can clean the castle if you would like. I need the money to help my friends get their surgery. The fire... I was the only one to escape unharmed.", Star cried. The lady looked at the brown haired teen with compassion. The teenager looked to be a kind young girl of 15 and her red dress looked like a maids outfit.

"Alright. My name is Nastasia. You may enter. But first you must see the Count.", Nastasia answered plainly. She opened the door all the way to submit Star entry to Castle Bleck.

"Thanks Nastasia. My name is Star. Who else lives here?", Star sniffled as she stopped crying and entered the castle. She already knew but it is best that she plays ignorant to the others.

"Um miss. May I enter and wait for my friend inside? I must carry her things.", Bowser interrupted. His arms were about to give out on him. Yet he was the strongest in his book.

"Ya sure. This is not on my schedule but let me get O'Chunks.", Nastasia replied with out a sense of humor. She did not like the Koopa King. Nastasia left and about ten minutes later returned with a large man who looked vaguely Irish.

" 'ello me lady. Needin you bags moved? Got 'his.", O'Chunks said in a funny accent. He lifted Star's luggage with one hand. Bowser fainted onto the ground. Nastasia teleported him home into his throne.

"Thanks O'Chunks! I am Star. I might work here as a maid.", thanked Star. She and Nastasia sashayed up the stairs to Count Bleck's room. Nastasia knocked on the door, poked her head in, and then motioned for Star to follow her. Slightly nervous, Star entered. The room was painted black with a blue man and a hat with a cool cape.

"Who is the girl asked Count Bleck?", asked Count Bleck. He waltzed over and placed one white gloved hand on Star's chin, slightly raising it to face him. A creepy smile crept on his face.

"This is Star. She wants to be a maid here. That cool boss?", Nastasia inquired. She was worried about the smile Count Bleck was showing. Suddenly a green girl and jester burst into the room.

"Count! Dimentio stole my diary!", the green girl complained. She threw a rubee a the purple and yellow uniformed jester. He ducked.

"Mimi! I told you yes I read your diary, but it is in your room on your bed.", Dimentio explained calmly behind his white and black mask. Mimi started to complain when the Count interrupted her.

"ENOUGH! This is Star our new maid. She will be living in the room next to mine. Got that commanded Count Bleck?", commanded Count Bleck. Star slowly hid behind Dimentio. She was afraid of the Count. Mimi piped up cheerfully.

"She can stay in the room between Dimentio's and mine! I already have the room cleaned out!", Mimi cheered. She loved Star's dress and she saw the fearful look on Star's face. Mr. L, who entered at the time Count announced Star would be staying near him, spoke up.

"Mimi is right. I just finished painting the room a blood red. She would love the room.", inquired Mr. L. He escorted a frightened Star out of Count Bleck's chambers into the blood red room.

"You bastard. Trying to coax a teenager into your chambers. What a pervert.", Dimentio said, getting sick in the stomach. His own boss, trying to get a virgin. What a pig. Dimentio teleported to Star's room.

"What a monster.", whispered Mimi. She followed Dimentio's exit and left to find Star. Nastasia just stared at her boss in utter shock. She left to find Mimi in Star's room along with the others.

"I will have her. She will be mine! HAHAHAHA laughed Count Bleck.", evil laughed Count Bleck. He laid down on his black silk bed and mentally drew pictures of a naked Star on his bed.


Well? What do you think? Star aka me is already having an enemy behind her back. With friends at my side, no one can harm me!

Count Bleck: *waiting dangerously close to me*

Dimentio: *holds my hand*

Mr. L: *hand on my shoulder*

Mimi: *in true Mimi form above me*

Nastasia: *lowers glasses*

O'Chunks: *raises fists* You hurt her bossy I hang your carcass upsi'de downi!

Star(light): Thanks you guys! You are so sweet. *blushes*