Darker-Lover-Lena This is my first attempt at a fanfic so if it sucks plz don't hurt me

Sano I all ready read it and im gonna hurt you for making me fall in love with a guy!!

D- *runs* I Dont own rurouni kenshin!!!!

S- DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Weird Things In Kaoru's Mind

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Kenshin hurry up!! Kaoru will kill us if were late!

A man with red hair and a cross-shaped scar snapped out of his daydream to see a little boy with spiky hair in his face yelling at him.

Huh? Oh Yahiko I'm sorry.

Come on.

At the dojo~

Kenshin! Yahiko what took you so long!!? A young woman who wasn't very pretty(sorry Kaoru fans)yelled.

Sooooooorrrrrrrrry Kaoru! It was Kenshins fault,he was day dreaming.

Oooooooooooooh Sir Ken!!!! said someone within annoying voice. All of a sudden Megumi comes out of no where and wraps her arms around Kenshin making Kaoru very jealous. Why don't we leave this sweaty little girl alone and go make lunch.

Why you!!!!!!!!!!! Kaoru punches Megumi (go Kaoru!!) and knocks her down

Now Miss Kaoru said kenshin grabbing her You should calm down that you should.

Kaoru blushes Your right Kenshin. Let's go make lunch.

Lunch is done and Sano appears from no where

FOOOOOOOOOOOD!

AHHHHHHH!!! Sano! Where did you come from!? Exclaimed Kaoru.

My mom.

Everyone falls over anime style

Ummmm, Sano why don't you sit down and eat said Kenshin.

Just then a young woman named Sen (yes it means 1000) walked in. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Keeeeeennyyyyyy.

Yes Sen can I help you?

Sen sits on Kenshins lap and kisses him roaly pissing off Kaoru. :D

Damn you Sen !!!! Get off my Kenshin!!!!!!!!!

Oro!!

Your Kenshin!!! I belive that Sir Ken likes me!!!!

All three women Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Kaoru, Sen,and Megumi beat each other up while Kenshin tries to stop the and Sano and Yahiko watch.

~~In Kaoru's room~~

Kaoru wakes up. My what a strange dream.

Dark Lover Lena—There you are ladies and gentle men my first chapter Plz review no flames plz

Sen----I got to kiss Kenny

Kaoru----- Die Lena for making Sen kiss my Kenny!!!!

Lena---Runs

Kenny----Oro