CAPTAIN'S LOG Stardate 4118.9

My colleagues and I have landed not too far from a Romulan planet but safe enough distance to escape if ever needed. As we're all in classic spirits, my good friend Bones was holding his extravagant gala this evening for all members of the Federation to attend. By way of invite, I gladly accepted. We're not battling starships this time, so sit back and hear our story. James T. Kirk out.

"Tell me, Spock." began Kirk, his eyes latched on to the Vulcan's. "Have the women of our Starfleet received their beauty kits yet? I must know this in advance."

"Explain."

"Bones certainly would desire the bachelorettes of our Federation Enterprise to look and feel simply dazzling. Tell me if you know of them receiving their beauty kits."

"All I know Captain is of a package to be received in 3h. A gift from our Klingon friend, Jaxtus, –"

"He was the one." Kirk parted in.

"Of course" Spock resumed. "Surely our ladies will have ample time in beauty preparation for tonight's ceremony, I plead."

"A smashing time they'll indeed have." A warming smile crept onto the Captain's beautiful face as normally as hot lava flowing upon volcanic land.

"I will certainly rejoice in seeing you tonight, Madam. Lets not let the opportunity go begging. Okay Dear. Same to you.". McCoy got off the FutureSpaceFone with a pretty woman by the name of Orcas. He very much desired for her to attend his little banquet. For he figured that she and him would be appointed "Hot Couple of the Night".