Me: -Does celebratory dance-
Fang: ?
Me: My dun na nana- fourth story todayyyy!
Fang: Ok, and…..
Me: -le smack- It's exciting! Fang! Yeah, yeah yeaahh! Just a mere two days ago, I had 0 stories, writers block, and no idea how to even publish! Now I'm coming in strrrooonnnggg!
Fang: -yawn- women…
Disssclai-ai-ai-aimu-uh-uh-uh! : Obviously, I'm still not Rick Riordan.
I now present to you.. therapies for oc's and other characters that are not mine!
Oc's so there's no confusion:
Avery Rodriguez: mine. I love her. –hugs to self- based off me. MINE! Greek: good side 13 likes nico lol
Alex Hamilton : Rough draft of Avery. Equally awesome, but not my best. Also mine. Greek: in between 19
Zach Pettyfer: Weird, Roman, dark side(he was promised cookies) 16
Avery: - walks into room-
Me: -spins to face Avery in red high-backed spinny chair-
Hello, Avery. Eyewitnesses report seeing you fighting elderly male underwear models-
Avery: Minotaur
Me:- middle-aged women in jean dresses.
Avery: Echidna.
Me: and….. your accomplices are 2-5 other ratty teenagers, and it says here…. Men… with extremely hairy legs?
Avery: The men with extremely hairy legs are centaurs. The teenagers are other demigods like me, and one of them is a satyr.
Me: Tell me about your life…
Avery: -Sarcastically- Well, my mother abandoned me at 6, so I turned to a life of crime. Now, I am the president of the Russian Mafia.
Me: The truth, please.
Avery: Well, what did you think? Chiron faxed you our background info, right?
Me: Yeah….
Avery: Can I leave now?
Me: -Gets weird look on face, growls, snaps out of it- For now, yes.
Next time, send in Alex, please.
Avery: Ok – leaves –
Me: Ugghhh.. something is up in my Slim Jim Olympus.
So… that was the first chapter.
Fang: Slim Jim Olympus?
Me: I'm the Goddess of Slim Jims, duh.
Fang: Ok…
RR?
