Me: -Does celebratory dance-

Fang: ?

Me: My dun na nana- fourth story todayyyy!

Fang: Ok, and…..

Me: -le smack- It's exciting! Fang! Yeah, yeah yeaahh! Just a mere two days ago, I had 0 stories, writers block, and no idea how to even publish! Now I'm coming in strrrooonnnggg!

Fang: -yawn- women…

Disssclai-ai-ai-aimu-uh-uh-uh! : Obviously, I'm still not Rick Riordan.

I now present to you.. therapies for oc's and other characters that are not mine!

Oc's so there's no confusion:

Avery Rodriguez: mine. I love her. –hugs to self- based off me. MINE! Greek: good side 13 likes nico lol

Alex Hamilton : Rough draft of Avery. Equally awesome, but not my best. Also mine. Greek: in between 19

Zach Pettyfer: Weird, Roman, dark side(he was promised cookies) 16

Avery: - walks into room-

Me: -spins to face Avery in red high-backed spinny chair-

Hello, Avery. Eyewitnesses report seeing you fighting elderly male underwear models-

Avery: Minotaur

Me:- middle-aged women in jean dresses.

Avery: Echidna.

Me: and….. your accomplices are 2-5 other ratty teenagers, and it says here…. Men… with extremely hairy legs?

Avery: The men with extremely hairy legs are centaurs. The teenagers are other demigods like me, and one of them is a satyr.

Me: Tell me about your life…

Avery: -Sarcastically- Well, my mother abandoned me at 6, so I turned to a life of crime. Now, I am the president of the Russian Mafia.

Me: The truth, please.

Avery: Well, what did you think? Chiron faxed you our background info, right?

Me: Yeah….

Avery: Can I leave now?

Me: -Gets weird look on face, growls, snaps out of it- For now, yes.

Next time, send in Alex, please.

Avery: Ok – leaves –

Me: Ugghhh.. something is up in my Slim Jim Olympus.

So… that was the first chapter.

Fang: Slim Jim Olympus?

Me: I'm the Goddess of Slim Jims, duh.

Fang: Ok…

RR?