Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Alice in Wonderland Jr. because it belongs to Disney
and i do not own Sonic the Hedgehog characters because they belong to Sega
Claimer: the only thing that is mine is Reyna the Hedgehog
Alice in Wonderland Jr. (Sonic Style)
Cast
Cheshire Cat-Big the Cat
Alice-Amy Rose the Hedgehog
Mathilda-Reyna the Hedgehog
White Rabbit-Miles Tails Prower
Doorknob-E-123 Omega
Dodo Bird-Vector the Crocodile
Tweedle Dum-Knuckles the Echidna
Tweedle Dee-Espio the Chameleon
Rose-Rouge the Bat
Petunia-Blaze the Cat
Lily-Bunnie Rabbot
Violet-Tikal the Echidna
Daisy-Cream the Rabbit
Caterpillar-Silver the Hedgehog
Mad Hatter-Shadow the Hedgehog
March Hare-Sonic the Hedgehog
King of Hearts-Antoine
Queen of Hearts-Sally Acorn
Lobsters/Wonderland Creatures/Royal Cardsmen- chao (like Cheese)
One lovely spring day, there was a girl named Alice (Amy). Alice was walking around the park examining things with a magnifying glass. Her sister Mathilda (Reyna) was reading from a history book and arguing with Alice to sit down. But all around them there were children them playing. A little boy was asking people what the proper time was. There were four children playing with a big red ball. There were two boys practicing a complex handshake. Five children were playing a card game. A girl was blowing bubbles and four other children were popping them. Several girls were picking flowers. A bunch of kids play a mad game of Ring-Around-The-Rosy spinning in a circle (Mathilda gave up and sat down and read loudly). Then the children sang:
"Alice in Wonderland.
How do you get to wonderland?
Over the hill or under land, or just behind the tree?
When clouds go rolling by they roll away and leave the sky.
Where is the land beyond the eye that people cannot see?
Where can be?"
Mathilda was reading loudly while Alice was making funny faces at her. "And during the American Revolution, King George the Third, or Old Mad George, as some have so called him…blah blah blah." Alice went up and to the ball players she sang:
"Cats and rabbits
Would reside in fancy little houses
And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers.
(All) In a world of your own."
Mathilda said loudly "…and he was so angry at General George Washington, that he made all his own royal soldiers dress in bright red uniforms that…blah blah blah." Alice sat down next to the girls who were making daisy chains and sang:
"All the flowers,
Would have very extra special powers.
They could sit and talk to me for hours
When I'm lonely
(All) in a world of your own"
Mathilda continued reading "…and of course these bright red uniforms made them look just like giant walking lobsters that went…" Alice snuck up behind Mathilda and made a scary face with her magnifying glass. Mathilda turned around and screamed. "Alice, honestly, when are you ever going to grow up?" she asked taking the magnifying glass away from Alice. "Look, Mathilda, I'm a lion. Roar!" Alice said slinking through the grass. Mathilda sighed and said "Alice you're just a silly little girl pretending to be a lion. Remember what the Immortal Bard said 'To thine ownself be true.' Oh, let me find it a book and I'll show you." Mathilda was looking through the books when Alice sang:
"Books are boring
I would rather live my life exploring
Like Columbus on a voyage touring
(All) Through a world of your own"
Mathilda said "Columbus discovered the new world. What are you going to discover except more trouble, just like you always do…" But Alice ignored her and sang:
"No more trouble
For the greatest problems will
be things a child could understand
(All) Maybe somehow, if the world could run
On dreams and make believe and fun
(Alice) Then I could be most anyone
(All) Your world would be a wonderland."
Mathilda said "Well, Miss Columbus, just remember to look before you leap so you don't get hurt searching for your little wonderland. Now, getting back to Mad King George, wait, let me find the page." Alice sat down yawning and said "…yes a wonderland that's all my own where…anything is…possible." Alice fell asleep and the children turned into wonderland creatures but they sang softly:
"Just remember 'look out before leap'
It's a world of wonders
The memories are yours to keep
Alice in wonderland
Where is the path to wonderland?
Over the hill or here or there?
I wonder where."
Just then, a Cheshire cat (Big) appears with a stage managers clipboard and said "Alice is about to discover that Wonderland is nothing like she expected. It's a land filled with racing lobsters, singing flowers, painting cards, and even a Cheshire cat, that's me! But I, come in later. First Alice meets a pallid, long eared, carrot-munching quadruped known only as… The White Rabbit!" He then set up an entrance and seeing he's not there. He then clears his throat and tries again "Ahem! I said first she meets…the White Rabbit!" But no one was there. The Cheshire cat sighed and said "Oh, he's always late." So then the Cheshire cat went to the spot and yelled "Yo, White Rabbit, you're on!!" Just then, the White Rabbit (Tails) comes on in a white vest holding a pocket watch. Alice then wakes up and sees him. "Oh dear!!" the White Rabbit cried. "How cool is that! I wonder what's the right thing to say to a talking rabbit?" Alice asked. "Oh dear dear dear!" He moaned. "What's up, doc? No, huh? Uhm, I mean…hi, my name is…" Alice started but then he said "oh no, oh no, oh no!" then he sang:
"I'm late, I'm late
For a very important date
No time to say hello goodbye
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
(All) he's overdue
He's in a rabbit stew
(W.R.) can't even say goodbye
"Hello!"
"I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
I run and then I hop, hop, hop
I wish that I could fly.
There's danger if I stop, stop, stop
And here's the reason why.
(All) "We know you're late!"
It's clear. So why are you still here?
(W.R.) I'll never make know I fear.
You're late, you're late, you're late!!
"But where are you running to?" Alice asked. The White Rabbit stopped replied "Well, since you asked, you see, the Queen of Hearts is throwing this…" But was cut off by the singing:
(All) "He's got to go!
(W.R.) I think my watch is slow
I wound it up but now it's wound
It makes a funny ticking sound
(Cheshire cat) Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
It's rather like a clock
(W.R.) and thanks to that I have to run
When I prefer to walk
(All) he really hates to rush, rush, rush
It makes him awfully dizzy
But still there's always mush, mush, mush
(W.R) it happens when you're
"Busy, busy, busy!!'
"Yes, yes! And now as you can guess
No time to say hello
"Goodbye! You're late!! You're late!! You're late!" The creatures said annoyed. "Curiouser and curiouser. Hadn't you better be going then?" Alice asked. He answered "I don't believe I've explained myself quite fully." And everyone pleaded "You have!! You have!!" "Please be quiet. Time is of the essence!!" he said angrily. But then they sang:
"The time is really flying by
We must be having fun
But now there's no denying
(W.R.) why I haven't yet begun
"Oh, no!!"
"I mustn't stay there must be no delay
(All) and now you must be on you're way
(White Rabbit: I'm late!)
Now don't forget to write we know schedule's really tight
(White Rabbit: I'm late!!)
Oh look it's have past ten
He must be there and back again
"I'm late!" he cried. "We know." The creatures said. "I'm late!" he said again. "So go!" they screamed.
(White Rabbit: I'm late!)
Late, late, late, late
Late, late, late, late.
"Wait!!" he said stopping. "What?!?!" they cried. "I'm late. … … … … Well…" he asked.
(All) Late!!!
"You're late!!" the creatures shouted. Then the White Rabbit jumped into a rabbit hole. Alice followed him but stopped short of the hole. The Cheshire cat said "Alice followed the White Rabbit to the edge of the rabbit hole." Alice looked and told herself "Should I or shouldn't I? You know what they say: if you don't explore, you'll never discover. But my sister Mathilda always: look before you leap. Well, I'm looking and it looks pretty deep and dark and I can't see the bottom and maybe I'll be burnt to a crisp in the molten core like the bad marshmallow we've all heard so much about!!" She then paused for a moment. "Or not…ok I looked. Now it's time to leap!" Alice jumped down the rabbit hole and fell a long way. Her dress acted as a parachute. The Cheshire cat said "Alice jumped into the dark rabbit hole and fell for what seemed like three and a half weeks. More like four and a quarter. She fell and fell and fell. But she wasn't alone!!" As Alice fell through the dark the creatures fell past her and offered advice to her. She then sang:
"I give myself very good advice
But I very seldom follow it
(Chorus) that explains the trouble
That you're always in
(Alice) be patient is very good advice
But the waiting makes me curious
(Chorus) But you'll love the change should
Something strange begin
(Alice) I'm sure that I know right from wrong
(Chorus) and you have the best intentions
Life should be such a merry song
But there…
(Alice) but there…
(Chorus) is where…
(Alice) is where I give myself
Very good advice
(Chorus) but you very seldom follow it
(All) will she (I) ever learn
To do the things she (I) should?"
Then a person with a big hat (Shadow) fell past Alice and said to her "The price of your hat is not always the measure of your brain." Then a queen (Sally) came floating down and said "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it." Then a dodo bird (Vector) recited "Necessity is the mother of invention." A rose (Rouge) with her umbrella said snottily "Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume." The White Rabbit said "Tempus fugits!" Then a caterpillar (Silver) said "Don't worry, be happy!" Alice shrugged her shoulders and sang:
"I give myself very good advice
(Chorus) but very seldom follow it
Will she ever learn?
(Alice) will I ever learn?
(Chorus) to do the things…
(Alice) to do the things…
(All) she (I) should?
"AHHH!!!" Alice screamed as she fell down the hole. Then she landed at first daintily, then with a big thud on her bottom. The Cheshire cat said "Finally, Alice landed right in front of a little door.
