Title: Five Signs You're Not in Love.
Disclaimer: Writing fanfiction for your own series would be lame. Therefore, I do not own Bleach.
"Ichigo..."
"..."
"Ichigoooo!~"
"..."
"Ichigo."
"..."
"Ichigo!"
"..."
Thud.
"What do you want, woman?" Ichigo said angrily, as he began rubbing the back of his head. That one would definitely bruise.
"Come here! I wanna show you something," Rukia called.
"...And you threw a dictionary at my head for that?"
"Shut up and come here," she said, "I've got two phonebooks right next to me."
Needless to say, Ichigo did as he was told. "What is it?" he asked, pulling the paper from her hands.
'Five Signs You're Not in Love'
"What the hell?" he asked, furrowing his brow.
"Rangiku said--" she started.
"Screw Rangiku," Ichigo spat.
"--That we should read over it, y'know? She said that it helped her with her relationships very much."
"Rukia, listen, you need to know two things. One: One night stands aren't relationships, despite what Rangiku might told you," Ichigo remarked, "And two: you are in love. With me. And I'm in love with you. So you can put this," he began waving the paper around, "in the trash."
"Oh come on, Ichigo," Rukia pleaded, looking up at him.
No, no, no. Do NOT give in, Ichigo! You're the man in this relationship.. he glanced toward Rukia's big eyes. It almost looked like they were watering.. No, just look away! Look away no--
"Fine," he grimaced.
And so, it began.
1. You're not sure.
"Well that one's obvious," Ichigo spat. "We wouldn't be doing this if you weren't."
"Shut up, idiot," Rukia retaliated.
They both rolled their eyes.
2. You wince at the idea of kissing them.
Ichigo and Rukia thought about it for a moment. They had kissed before, sure, but the thought of it?
Finally, Ichigo spoke. "Well yeah, actually. I mean every time we kiss either you have to get a stool or I have to get down on my knees, and--"
Thwack, straight to the head.
"It's not my fault you're insanely tall," Rukia pouted.
"It's not my fault you're insanely short," Ichigo grinned.
They both rolled their eyes.
3. You'd rather be with your friends.
"Well of course I'd rather be with my friends! I mean sure, my friends are some crappy friends, but anything is better than a homicidal, rabbit loving midget! I mean, seriously--"
Before he could even finish the sentence, Ichigo was on the ground, grabbing his jewels. "Point taken," he groaned.
Rukia rolled her eyes.
4. Everything they do annoys you.
Rukia raised a quizzical eyebrow. "Do we even need to discuss this one?" she asked.
No response from Ichigo. That was a no.
Rukia rolled her eyes.
5. You've realized you're dating an idiot.
This one was so true Rukia almost laughed. She glanced down at the man rolling on the floor. Yep, definitely true.
She must have looked like an idiot, staring off into space like that, grinning like an idiot. But after a few moments, it ended. "Are you gonna help me up or just stand there like the stupid idiot you are?" Ichigo remarked.
"Watch it, idiot," she warned. She glanced at the list in her hand, crumbled it into a ball, and threw it at his head.
Rukia helped Ichigo up, and as soon as he stood before her, she threw her arms around him, burying her head in him. "You idiot," she mumbled into his chest.
Ichigo rolled his eyes.
A/N: I hope that wasn't too painful/ooc/suckish. Reviews make me happy!~ (even if they're flames.)
