A/N: Okay, this is to the tune of 'Mary had a Little Lamb'

A/N: Okay, this is to the tune of 'Mary had a Little Lamb'. I'll add more verses as my friends and I think of them.

"Nessie Had a Little Kitten"

Nessie had a little kitten

Little kitten

Little kitten

Nessie had a little kitten

Till Alice eated it.

After that Nessie cried all day

Cried all day

Cried all day

After that Nessie cried all day

So Edward said "shut up."

Emmett roared with laughter then

Laughter then

Laughter then

Emmett roared with laughter then

So Jasper bit off his head.

Esme scolded Jasper later

Jasper later

Jasper later

Esme scolded Jasper later

And Carlisle was really pissed.

Bella sewed his head back on

Head back on

Head back on

Bella sewed his head back on

Then it fell right off.

Rosalie kicked it 'cross the floor

'Cross the floor

'Cross the floor

Rosalie kicked it 'cross the floor

And Emmett shouted "GOAL!"

Emmett's head rolled out the door

Out the door

Out the door

Emmett's head rolled out the door

Then it bounced off a tree.

The tree fell on Emmett's jeep

Emmett's jeep

Emmett's jeep

The tree fell on Emmett's jeep

And left a dent in the roof.

Emmett's head rolled in the creek

In the creek

In the creek

Emmett's head rolled in the creek

And he ate Nessie's fish.

Nessie cried again that day

Again that day

Again that day

Nessie cried again that day

And Edward ripped out his hair.

Rosalie killed the piano then

Piano then

Piano then

Rosalie killed the piano then

And keys flew through the air.

Nessie's dog was hit by keys

Hit by keys

Hit by keys

Nessie's dog was hit by keys

And died of piano massacre.

Nessie turned out emo in life

Emo in life

Emo in life

Nessie turned out emo in life

And started slitting her wrists.

Carlisle didn't know how that worked

How that worked

How that worked

Carlisle didn't know how that worked

Because she was half vampire.

Bella scolded Nessie often

Nessie often

Nessie often

Bella scolded Nessie often

So she cut herself more.

They put Nessie in an asylum

In an asylum

In an asylum

They put Nessie in an asylum

With men in funny coats.

Nessie bit all her doctors

All her doctors

All her doctors

Nessie bit all her doctors

And started a newborn rampage.

Jasper went psycho then

Psycho then

Psycho then

Jasper went psycho then

With insatiable bloodlust.