Four's A Crowd
~~This story is Based on the N64 game: Zelda~~
~~It takes place on LonLon Ranch~~
Characters:
Malon: Talon's daughter. Works on LonLon Ranch. Loves to sing.
Zora: Princess of Lake Hyrule, daring and strong.
Zelda: Princess of Hrule castle. Plays Ocarina.
Saria: Link's Best Friend. A Kokiri elf.
Link: Hyrulian living in Kokiri forest.
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Malon: (on lonlon ranch) Lalala! Can't wait till my friends arrive! Lalala! This horse shit really smells!
Zelda: How do you do Malon?
Malon: Fashionably early I see...
Zelda: Uh yeah.. There's Princess Zora!
Zora: Hiya!! Howz ya'll doin?!
Malon: Um, Good.
Zelda: I'm quite fine thank you.
Zora: Saria's on her way! Oh my god! She had her period and had to change her pance!!!
Zelda: Goodness.
Malon: Ok I didn't need to know that!
Saria: Uh..Hi guys!
Zelda: We're ladies.
Saria: Whatever!
~~~All four girls sit down in the grass~~~
Saria: Sooo.. Who does everyone like?!
Zelda: Confidental.
Malon: Well...I like Link!
Zelda: What?! No!
Saria: I like Link!
Zora: No you don't I do!
Malon: So we all like Link..
Saria: Don't get your hopes up. He likes me!
Zelda: No! He likes me!
~~~All the girls are yelling over eachother insisting Link likes them~~~
Malon: SSSSSSSSSSttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!
~~Silence~~~
Malon: There's only one thing to do!
Saria: What?
~~~There's a pause~~
Zora: Tell us!!
Malon:....................................................Death Match!!!
Zelda: Nice idea!
Saria: I guess so!
Malon: Zor?
Zora: K! ANd don't call me "Zor!"
Malon: Then let the games begin!
Saria: Fist fighting!!
~~~All the girls leap into a bunch slapping, kicking, punching, biting, hitting! Even spitting on eachother and pulling hair!~~~
~~~45 minutes go by~~~
Link: Malon? Hello? Is anyone here?? Helllllooooooooooooooo.........?
Zelda: I'm here.
Link: Where's the others?
Zelda: There uh...Side-Tracked...
Link: Riiiiiiiiiight... And that means....?
Zelda:(speaking quickly) Well you see we all got togther and chatted a bit then we found out we all were deeply in love with you! so we became selfish a vicious and decided to have a death match to see who would get anf it became a gory fight but in the end i won soooooo....Will you marry me??
Link:(speechless) You won?
Zelda: Duh! The game was named after me! I can't die! I'm what keeps the game moving! So.....Your answer??
Link: ..........Sure!
~~~That evening~~~
Link: So honey what's for dinner?
Zelda: Royal fish from Lake Hyrule.
Link: (thinking to himself) ROYAL huh? Never heard of it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WRITTEN BY *Col£ Micky*
~~This story is Based on the N64 game: Zelda~~
~~It takes place on LonLon Ranch~~
Characters:
Malon: Talon's daughter. Works on LonLon Ranch. Loves to sing.
Zora: Princess of Lake Hyrule, daring and strong.
Zelda: Princess of Hrule castle. Plays Ocarina.
Saria: Link's Best Friend. A Kokiri elf.
Link: Hyrulian living in Kokiri forest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Malon: (on lonlon ranch) Lalala! Can't wait till my friends arrive! Lalala! This horse shit really smells!
Zelda: How do you do Malon?
Malon: Fashionably early I see...
Zelda: Uh yeah.. There's Princess Zora!
Zora: Hiya!! Howz ya'll doin?!
Malon: Um, Good.
Zelda: I'm quite fine thank you.
Zora: Saria's on her way! Oh my god! She had her period and had to change her pance!!!
Zelda: Goodness.
Malon: Ok I didn't need to know that!
Saria: Uh..Hi guys!
Zelda: We're ladies.
Saria: Whatever!
~~~All four girls sit down in the grass~~~
Saria: Sooo.. Who does everyone like?!
Zelda: Confidental.
Malon: Well...I like Link!
Zelda: What?! No!
Saria: I like Link!
Zora: No you don't I do!
Malon: So we all like Link..
Saria: Don't get your hopes up. He likes me!
Zelda: No! He likes me!
~~~All the girls are yelling over eachother insisting Link likes them~~~
Malon: SSSSSSSSSSttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!
~~Silence~~~
Malon: There's only one thing to do!
Saria: What?
~~~There's a pause~~
Zora: Tell us!!
Malon:....................................................Death Match!!!
Zelda: Nice idea!
Saria: I guess so!
Malon: Zor?
Zora: K! ANd don't call me "Zor!"
Malon: Then let the games begin!
Saria: Fist fighting!!
~~~All the girls leap into a bunch slapping, kicking, punching, biting, hitting! Even spitting on eachother and pulling hair!~~~
~~~45 minutes go by~~~
Link: Malon? Hello? Is anyone here?? Helllllooooooooooooooo.........?
Zelda: I'm here.
Link: Where's the others?
Zelda: There uh...Side-Tracked...
Link: Riiiiiiiiiight... And that means....?
Zelda:(speaking quickly) Well you see we all got togther and chatted a bit then we found out we all were deeply in love with you! so we became selfish a vicious and decided to have a death match to see who would get anf it became a gory fight but in the end i won soooooo....Will you marry me??
Link:(speechless) You won?
Zelda: Duh! The game was named after me! I can't die! I'm what keeps the game moving! So.....Your answer??
Link: ..........Sure!
~~~That evening~~~
Link: So honey what's for dinner?
Zelda: Royal fish from Lake Hyrule.
Link: (thinking to himself) ROYAL huh? Never heard of it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WRITTEN BY *Col£ Micky*
