Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations and terms and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Not- So Super Ban

Chapter 1: Making enemies

One snowy morning had recently settled over the small mountain town that was nested between the mountains. Which there is bad news for the local crime fighters that the local police is outlawing vigilantism within the town's limit, thanks to the new assistant Chief Charles Gates that pisses the rest of the force off which he went over the mayor's authority that BarBrady and Yates who clearly enjoying getting the help from those mini masked crime fighters that makes their jobs very easy to do, and the other officers too. Inside BarBrady's office which Sgt. Yates and Lt. Dawson were talking to BarBrady who is seated at his desk

"This is pure bullshit... that we need those little masked crime fighters which those kids are the greatest tool in the local law enforcement community with their help that we had gotten the most dangerous criminal minds like former Officer Ronald Russell, Scott Tenorman, Trent Boyett, Josh Meyers and Redmond BarBrady off the streets, this is an outrage, sir?!" Yates detested loudly to shows his disapproval toward the new assistant police chief at that moment.

"I know that, Lou which he has no right to go over my head which it is Martha's job, plus I'm the police chief." BarBrady said which he raises from his chair.

"Should we get the mayor on board with us?" Dawson replied which he is holding his cigarette between his fingers on his left hand, that is when Sgt. Yates rolls his eyes which he can't stand her at all. At that moment that is when the door had swung open to reveal Mayor McDaniels with her aides who came walking in.

"George, who the hell that issued a police order for non vigilantism crackdown on good citizens who is doing their community a favor by keeping it safe from the local bad guys, and helping our boys in blue." McDaniels said in a very annoyed tone voice which she knows the truth that these idiots can't fight crime, or tie your own shoes something like that.

"Mayor, we know about it?!" BarBrady said in a very submissive tone voice, as he looks at her which she was rolling her eyes at them.

"Who the hell had issued this order, without my approval first?" McDaniels said which she was shaking her fists with rage at that moment.

"Well, it's your brand new deputy chief Gates had done it, mayor?!" Yates said, as he walks around the desk where BarBrady remained seated in his chair.

"Johnson, remind me, when we get back to the office…. which I'm going to rip him a brand new ass, and I'm going to make some Goddamned heads roll on the hiring board too?!" McDaniels said which she looks very livid to what she had just heard, and it had made her raise her brows at that revelation right now.

"Yes, madam… I'm writing it down right now!?" Johnson replied which he was writing something down in his little notebook.

"At this time, there is no ban for vigilantism in this town which it is a direct order from me, if Gates have a problem with it that he can kiss my ass which I'm the mayor." McDaniels protested loudly. "Gentlemen, let's go now which we have a lot work to do around here." That is when she and her aides had left the room to head over to City Hall at that moment."

"Well, I better call a briefing with the crew which they will be happy about this development?" Yates said which he had walks out to alert his officers about a meeting is about to start.

"Lou, I'll be out there in a few minutes?!" BarBrady said which he had got up from his cap which he puts his cap on, and walks out.

Xxxx

Cut at Cartman's house, down in the basement which the Coon and friends members were sitting at the table that they are having a briefing this time which it is about the town's ban. Also Professor Chaos was locked up again along with General Disarray inside cardboard made jail cell.

"Oh, come on… fellas that I need to get home right now which I'm going to be grounded again?!" Butters/Prof. Chaos said nervously which he was looking down at his hands.

"Oh, shut up….. Butters which you're still in jail and play your part, Gawd damnit!" The Coon screamed at Butters at that moment.

"Well, geez Louise, fellas…. I'll continue to play the game? Butters said to himself which he looks around the room in fear.

"Good…Now, back to our little game you guys." The Coon said "Gentlemen, there is a brand new villain at the police station which he doesn't wants crime fighters to save the city from bad guys anymore."

"Well, Coon who is this new villain that you speak about?" Mosquito said while the other stays quiet.

"It is the new deputy police chief, gentlemen." The Coon replied with concern, as he turns around to looks at them.

"I don't know why, all sudden that he wants to outlaws vigilantism within the town's limits for?" The human kite said.

"Well, kike that he wants to be a fucking douche bag that is your answer?" The coon shot back at the kite's question.

Oh, he did forget that Mayor run the show around here you guys." Tool shed voices his opinion which everyone had nodded in agreement at that moment.

"Well, it is true you guys?!" Mysterion said which he rise up from his chair, and the coon looks pissed when Mysterion had decided to steal the coon's thunder.

"Uh, Gawd damnit … Mysterion you've to steal my thunder again!" The Coon softly mumbles under his breath.

"I think we should to talk with the mayor about this." Tupper wear said.

"Timmmah!" Iron Maiden replied.

To Be Continued

Author's note: I'm was inspired by a vigilante themed news story which I had seen tonight, and enjoy this chapter which I going to think about the plot, and work on the Second Wave story too.