A/N: I'm sooooo sorry for not postin' anything in a while! I really have no excuse, except for Freshman year bein' different from what I expected, and the fact that I'm lazy. Sorry. Don't worry though, I'm not gonna drop any of my fics. Anyways, this is basically my version of season 9. Depending on whether you guys want it or not, I may add more chapters to this, however, until further notice it's a one shot. Enjoy :)

Sam woke up and jerked bolt-upright. The first thing he noticed was that Dean was sitting beside his bed. The next thing he noticed was that he seemed to be in a hospital. He shot a questioning look at Dean.

"Dude, where the hell am I?" he asked.

"A hospital, Sammy. You feelin' okay?" Dean asked.

"Uh, fine, why am I here?"

"Don't you remember? The trials really drained your batteries. You've been out for a couple weeks."

"Dean, I remember just fine. The last thing we did was hunt that pishtaco." Sam replied.

"We hunted a fishtaco? No, dude, you must've dreamed it, the last thing that happened while you were awake was the third trial, and that freaky meteor shower. You sure you're okay?" Dean asked.

"Dean, I'm fine, and I didn't dream it! You're the one that's not okay! It wasn't a meteor shower, it was the angels falling!" Sam said, frustrated.

"Dude, what the hell are you talking about? The angels didn't fall. Cas said it was just a meteor shower."

"Cas said that? He trusted Metatron and he stole Cas's grace and cast all the angels down! He made Gadreel kill Kevin!" Sam yelled.

"Sammy, what are you talking about? Cas listened to Naomi and killed Metatron at the last moment. Who the hell's Gadreel? And Kevin's perfectly fine! Here he is now." Dean said as Kevin walked into the room, holding a cup of coffee.

"What'd I miss?" He asked Dean before he saw that Sam was awake, "Hey, Sam, glad you're awake!"

"What?" Sam said, looking confused.

"Oh! You're awake!" Castiel said, appearing suddenly in the middle of the room.

"Hey, Cas," Sam said, "Could you do me a favor and explain to Dean all the stuff that's happened since the trials?"

"Sam, nothing has happened since the trials, you've been here, sleeping, the entire time. Perhaps you dreamed it?" Castiel said.

"No, I didn't dream it! Don't you remember April and Gadreel and-"

"Wait, Sam, who are April and Gadreel?" Castiel asked.

"You really don't remember? April the reaper that slept with you to get information and then killed you, and Gadreel ruined the Universe! He let the serpent into the Garden!" Sam exclaimed.

"Sam, you must've dreamed it. There are no reapers named April, and I am still a virgin. There are also no angels named Gadreel, and the serpent entering into the Garden was a mistake, no one let him in." Castiel explained.

"You mean, I dreamed it all? None of it really happened?" Sam asked.

"Yes, Sammy, you dreamed it all, none of that happened." Dean assured him.

"Wow. Did we at least seal the demons away?" Sam asked.

"Yep," Dean smiled at his brother, "Now, let's go get you signed out, there's something I've been wanting to do for a long time."

Sam didn't have to ask Dean what he meant, because when Dean said it, he looked straight at Castiel and licked his lips, and Castiel blushed.