"Dude Hamburgers are like, the best food ever." America proclaimed, while munching on a greasy big mac.

"No lad, hamburgers make you fat. Potatoes are much betta." Ireland argued, trying to pull the hamburger away from the hungry American, a more difficult task than she bargained for.

"Dudette, you like totally sound like Germany." America retorted lifting his sandwich away from the attacking ginger.

"Well you 'like totally' sound like Poland." She replied, almost tackling the blond to retch away the sandwich.

"America-san and Ireland-chan would make a nice couple." Japan commented from the other side of the conference table.

"That's impossible." They both said at the same time.

"Rearry, how?" Japan asked. I didn't seem too difficult to picture them together.

"He's gay." Ireland explained in a matter of fact way. "And he's datin' ma brother."

From that moment, Japan kept his comments to himself.

A/N

Like I said, pure crack. This actually happened to me in school, but this has more crack in it. In my care I just left it at 'That's impossible' while in the fic I elaborated a bit more.

Ireland, I actually hope is male.

Please don't shoot me because of the fail accents, I'm not actually Irish even though I'm a ginger. I'm even bad at American accents _