New Moon Trailer- Gone Bad !!
Intro : If anyone remembers the way I did "the twilight movie gone bad" this is like that. I have replaced Bella because she "fell" under a train, so its Alex instead of Bella. If you have not seen the New Moon trailer I have 3 things to say to you
.1. Shame on you
.2. Watch it now
.3. I haven't thought of a third reason
So watch it now go on, faver this watch it 4 times so you get where I'm coming from come back and read .. THANK YOU !. Ok so the movie isn't out till November "sad face" so I cant re-throw Bella under a bus till then and redo the movie like I did Twilight but I can redo the trailer "Happy face". so enjoy… (Again people ALEX instead of BELLA. I love Edward and all that)
"A shot of the sea"
Alex : ITS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOO ! Go on the Alex one !!go Alex its ya birthday gonna partay like its ya birthday
"2 hours and 7 songs later)
Alex : Here Edward can I ask for something
Edward : yes
Alex : PORSHE !
"Edward and Alex in the Cullens house"
Edward : you're my only reason to stay.. Alive, if that's what I am
Alex : If that's what you are ? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VAMPIRE .. Whats this alive you speak of ??
"All the cullens and the party thing"
Alice : its time its time
Alex : yep half 8 on the dot
Alice : there's a cake too
Alex : is that made of cardboard ?
"Alex gets a paper cut"
Alex : Awwwwwwww my poxy finger ITS GUSHIN-
"Jasper runs at Alex"
Alex : you better be given me like a super belly flop there pal-
"Edward throws Jasper into the piano and Alex at the wall"
Alex : Ahhhhhhhhhhh yea b*****d me back AND YOU KNOW I HAVE LUMBER PROBLEMS
"When Edwards leaving her in the forest"
Alex : Look what happened with curly bob was nothing ive had stains tougher than him
Edward : I promise never to put you through anything like this again, this is the last time you'll ever see me
"Edward leaves, Alex starts crying"
Alex : NO ! . get back here bitch
"The scene with Laurent and Jacob"
Laurent : how much could you mean to him, if you left you here, un-protected
Alex : None of your business Bob Marley
Laurent : But I cant help myself you are so. MOUTHWATERING
Alex : I'm shitin
"Laurent smells her, and Alex thinks she's all safe as she dials 911 on her phone, bends down on her knees and whispers "I'm being attacked by a Vampire" to laurents pelvis. When she sees Jacob and she runs"
Alex : JAKEEEEEEE ! LEG EH YOU MAD YOAK !
"Jacob phases"
Alex : I must be getting alsimers, I could of sworn Jake was there but when I turn around theres a german shepard looking at me.
