New Moon Trailer- Gone Bad !!

Intro : If anyone remembers the way I did "the twilight movie gone bad" this is like that. I have replaced Bella because she "fell" under a train, so its Alex instead of Bella. If you have not seen the New Moon trailer I have 3 things to say to you

.1. Shame on you

.2. Watch it now

.3. I haven't thought of a third reason

So watch it now go on, faver this watch it 4 times so you get where I'm coming from come back and read .. THANK YOU !. Ok so the movie isn't out till November "sad face" so I cant re-throw Bella under a bus till then and redo the movie like I did Twilight but I can redo the trailer "Happy face". so enjoy… (Again people ALEX instead of BELLA. I love Edward and all that)

"A shot of the sea"

Alex : ITS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOO ! Go on the Alex one !!go Alex its ya birthday gonna partay like its ya birthday

"2 hours and 7 songs later)

Alex : Here Edward can I ask for something

Edward : yes

Alex : PORSHE !

"Edward and Alex in the Cullens house"

Edward : you're my only reason to stay.. Alive, if that's what I am

Alex : If that's what you are ? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VAMPIRE .. Whats this alive you speak of ??

"All the cullens and the party thing"

Alice : its time its time

Alex : yep half 8 on the dot

Alice : there's a cake too

Alex : is that made of cardboard ?

"Alex gets a paper cut"

Alex : Awwwwwwww my poxy finger ITS GUSHIN-

"Jasper runs at Alex"

Alex : you better be given me like a super belly flop there pal-

"Edward throws Jasper into the piano and Alex at the wall"

Alex : Ahhhhhhhhhhh yea b*****d me back AND YOU KNOW I HAVE LUMBER PROBLEMS

"When Edwards leaving her in the forest"

Alex : Look what happened with curly bob was nothing ive had stains tougher than him

Edward : I promise never to put you through anything like this again, this is the last time you'll ever see me

"Edward leaves, Alex starts crying"

Alex : NO ! . get back here bitch

"The scene with Laurent and Jacob"

Laurent : how much could you mean to him, if you left you here, un-protected

Alex : None of your business Bob Marley

Laurent : But I cant help myself you are so. MOUTHWATERING

Alex : I'm shitin

"Laurent smells her, and Alex thinks she's all safe as she dials 911 on her phone, bends down on her knees and whispers "I'm being attacked by a Vampire" to laurents pelvis. When she sees Jacob and she runs"

Alex : JAKEEEEEEE ! LEG EH YOU MAD YOAK !

"Jacob phases"

Alex : I must be getting alsimers, I could of sworn Jake was there but when I turn around theres a german shepard looking at me.