Spin the bottle of DOOM!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own anybody from Invader Zim. I only own me and Lenny.


Jack: Welcome to 'Spin the bottle of DOOM!' I'm your host Jack!

Lenny: Your playing too so you can't really call yourself a host. Your a victim just like the rest of us!

Jack: It's MY fic so I can call myself whatever I want!

Dib: We're not really going to kiss each other are we?

Zim: Yeah, what if the bottle lands on YOU?! -points at Jack- I'm sooooo not kissing you!!

Jack: Yeah, kissing each other seems a little extreme. How about we spin the bottle and whoever it lands on, we can ask them a truth or dare question.

Purple: But the person who gave you the inspiration for this fic demanded to just play spin the bottle.

Jack: Technically we are. We're just adding a little twist to it. I mean, would you like to kiss Red?

Red and Purple: Ewww!!! No!!

Jack: My point exactly. Now, we need a bottle, -chugs down Pepsi bottle and uses that- and now everyone around the table! -evryone crowds around the table-

Lenny: Wait, who goes-

Jack: I'll go first.

Lenny: Nevermind.

Jack: -spins the bottle...it lands on Purple- Okay Purple, truth or dare?

Purple: Um, truth.

Jack: Alright. If the entire Irken race was being attacked, Red was being held hostage, and you were injured, would you save your people, Red, or yourself?

Purple: Uh, can I do a dare instead?

Lenny: No, you already chose truth.

Purple: Okay well, I guess I would ave Red. I mean, with his brains and my...charm, we could rebuild the Irken population and start new!

Dib: And not take over planets anymore?

Purple: Yeah right! Not only would we start invading again, we would track down whoever attacked us and blow them up!

Jack: Wow, what happened to the carefree, laid-back, quiet Purple?

Red: I ate some of his doughnuts this morning so he's a little cranky.

Purple: Well yeah! I was saving those!!

Jack: Anyway, I think this fic could use some audience participation. What do you think?

Lenny: Yeah, people can ask truth or dare questions to anyone!

Jack: And if no one asks them questions, we'll ask the questions!!

Everybody: Noooooo!!!!!

Purple: My question was hard enough!

Jack: Hey, maybe this fic will be just as long as 'Questions for the cast'!

Lenny: I don't know. 28 chapter is a lot.

Jack: Then we could try and get to 30 in this fic! The more audience participation the better y'know!!

Everyone: Help us...


Make sure to put a truth AND a dare question in your reviews.

example: Jack...truth-what is the biggest thing you've ever burned?

dare- i dare you to burn down your house.

This will all work out, trust me!

-RulerofFire