This something I thought of when I shot handsome jack in the crotch (yes his crotch because REASONS)
Once Lilith had burned jacks face all the vault hunters left one by one, soon the only ones left were Voltage and Hellfire as the others had told them to push the button that fired the moonshot.
Ten minutes later
"I'm going to name it Derek" said Voltage "name what Derek" responded Hellfire "the warrior, also I strapped that handsome Jackass to a missile that's going to head straight to that Hyperion moon shit now come along Derek" replied Voltage with the warrior (now the size of a puppy and just as adorable.)
Once Voltage had left Hellfire decided to push the button the fireworks started
MEANWHILE AT SANCTUARY
"Hey guys you see that?" questioned Gaige "see what, oh that" replied Axton as he watched the missile soar to the Hyperion moonshot satellite as they heard Voltage Shout over the echo "LERRROOOOOOYYYYY JJJEEEEEEEEENKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS" "did you guys seriously leave them there" said Gaige to the others "idiots" said Zer0
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE END OR IS IT, yeah it is
